Loki679

Are we talking about the same Lua-Lua?

rgk_lfc is giving Mike a run for his money for best non-NUFC poster.

His price is £10m more than whatever anyone offers.

Aye, sometimes if me dad had a win on the horses he'd even treat us to a £4.15.

Thread title change to 'Stevie Bacon' plz

We've got a lot of scope for expansion mind you Decky. The Chinese still haven't been used. Americans only referenced in passing so they could be resurrected. Venezuela have a lot of money and we could play the "didn't want to sell to Communists" angle. The world is our oyster. Looking forward to 2052 when our takeover by a consortium from Madagascar falls through.

This is where Bruce unleashes the master plan he's been inexplicably sitting on until we're staring at relegation.

Utterly anonymous. A bland, middle of the road, bang average regen. Get Matty in.

The next thing we'll hear is that they're waiting for PL safety to be guaranteed before definitely 100% buying us for real. Save us, Space Muslims, you're our only hope.

He's still getting a bit of a pass from me. He's being played out of position, isolated in this Steve Bruce shambles of a side, you could put any striker in the world up front and they'd struggle. I actually feel a bit sorry for the lad.

Well that's 90 minutes closer to death well spent.

Pitch looks decent.

On the bright side there's only 11 games to go.

Bruce will sort it out at half time

Ah, shit

We may need to invent a new form of maths

ASM should be at a better side than us.

I'd say we need to get relegated but we got schooled by League One Oxford and Rochdale. How far down the league do we need to go before we find teams we can play football against?

I've never seen a more anonymous player. You literally forget he's playing.

Hey, look, Bentaleb is playing.

I love the commentators trying to get excited

HTL

Ah, fuck, do we have to?