Loki679

And yet strangely delicious.....

Always got pasties on the mind

I believe this one. An arsehole who's never in the city, fails to get things done and shits on club legends for fun is exactly the kind of takeover that we'd finally get.

That's absolutely spot on. Should be tweeted at every Chronicle 'journalist' in reply to every puff piece article they post.

That bloke's name is Anal Havedick.

FT. If we can get past Oxford it'll be our best cup run for ages.

He scored!

Joelinton's never going to score. Until he leaves us, of course, then he turns into Ronaldo.

If Joelinton can't get one tonight just take him straight to the knackers yard from the ground.

Get in Matty. 3 in 8 for Shortstaff? Good going.

Up at 4am listening to John Anderson commentate Newcastle vs Rochdale. What a life.

It only needs 2 fewer wins in 16 games than the teams below us like. Aye but they're below us for a reason. They need to score 0.33 points per game better than us until the end of the season which, without a huge collapse from us, is a big ask.

Even failing in the only competition we actually give a shit about

It'd need to be a Carveresque run for us to go down from here.

Careful Disco, he's got a gun.

You realise women like and play football too right? Like you know thats a thing? Or do you just live in a prism of your own self importance and think the world revolves around you? Yeah so let them commentate on their own matches. I’ve noticed many token female pundits on various tv networks over the last year or so. Even the recent Rugby World Cup had at least one on every game. I didn’t find them insightful, all I see is tv networks trying to appear woke. It’s bullshit, if they could do the job as well as men, fair enough I have no problem with them. But that’s not the case, they’re taking the place of someone more qualified because of politics. It’s the whole equality of opportunity vs. Equality of outcome debate. what makes someone qualified? just having played the game at a high level doesn't make someone in the slightest bit qualified to actually analyse and give any kind of insight to a game eg micheal owen robbie savage and countless other former mens players. Whereas any time I've seen alex scott I've liked her as a pundit a lot more than most of the men. To be honest I can’t say I was aware of her. Quick google search, she’s certainly a looker and will take your word for it if she’s an insightful pundit. She’s got the footballing credentials at least. And your question about being qualified. Certainly playing in the top flight helps but also having the intelligence to analyse a game properly. Yes they are few and far between when the likes of Robbie Savage gets regular work. But that also falls into another category where women fall short. Savage in particular has made a career out of being an antagonist. There’s a certain humour to it. He’s willing to take abuse from supporters to keep himself in the limelight. If a woman was getting dogs abuse the way Savage does it would be on newsnight. Where’s the fun in that? The fact that the first thing you mention about her is her looks is part of the problem.

Watford have been playing some nice stuff.

Could play 4-2-3-1 with Joelinton either wide left or behind Carroll. Otherwise he's just going to have to be rotated with ASM and Almiron. We're not signing a striker, whatever.

We pay people to fly around europe and watch football for absolutely no reason.

Howay, he looked like he was buffering ffs

Good point. Thought Almiron, Dubs and Shortstaff were the highlights for us. Atsu needs to contact dignitas for all our sakes, it's for the best.

Carroll channeling his inner Scott Parker

I'd seriously have one of the kids in the squad instead of Atsu. Not even the U23s either, the U16s. It's impossible to build any pressure or momentum when you're right winger loses the ball with his first touch every time you pass to him.

Traore is fucking ace, like