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Needs a gold shifterino and a proper crossboss to move him those peach slices for bags.

He does actually look happy to be here which is a good sign.

I'd take him if they make it £40m.

Froggy will be pleased, anyway. Loves the RasHo does wor Frogman.

Aye, I dn't get this 'Wait for teh player to agree before ptting a bid in' nonsense. What fucking difference does it make? Not like making a bid costs you anything.

Next summer is fine. Give Sesko or (hopefully) Samu a season to get up to speed playing alongside him with Wissa as backup and then off to PSG or Barca in the summer.

Very harsh, I reckon that's superb. Full 6.34 / 7 for me

Wasn't Martinez acting the cunt with Villa too? Smacks of an arsehole of an agent, this.

Still not sure on this lad. Don't have a good feeling about him but hopefully people will be quoting these posts in a years time mugging me off for not knowing a baller when I see one.

Correct. Bridges should be blown up with a horde of explosives while you piss on the faces of your enemies and smite them with your wrath.

Aye, I don't condone violence either *wink wink* We should definitely let Lascelles, Big Joe and Botman give him a non-violent *wink wink* bollocking.

Doesn't help when only a few clubs can spend while everyone else has to count the pennies.

He's going to be injured 5 minutes after he steps onto the training pitch with Beg Jow.

One more season and then a move abroad is fine and would have kept his legacy and status with us intact. The way him, his cock of an agent and those red cumsocks have gone about this changes the game. No matter what, no matter the price they offer, never sell to those entitled, plastic, 'hertfordshire scouse', pieces of distended polar bear rectum.

That's two sentences, mate.

Samu looks absolutely perfect for us, criminal if we're not in for him.

Honestly. Fucking joke, this. LOOK OUTSIDE THE PREMIER LEAGUE.

Genuinely reckon we might have dodged a bullet here. Something about this guy just seems off.

Fuck that noise. Double down always. Bet you'd have said sorry already, what a cuck snowflake.

Just let me have this one, Ben. At least for a little while.

Article linking us with Samu. Would be a great signing if we can get him. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/aston-villa-and-newcastle-plotting-spectacular-move-for-27-goal-striker-but-transfer-dominos-must-fall/ar-AA1JF2wi

Get rid of Brighton, Palace and Bournemouth and it's three fewer useless cartel cuck clubs to vote against reform.

Nice that.

Aye, I'd swerve this one.

He's not leaving then since we can't even sign one.