Loki679

He did just fall over for no reason at all

Never a striker but he put a shift in and did his best. Can't ask any more from the lad than that.

12 yards is a distance.

It's got an arse on it.

It's always there in the background. Like a rehabilitated sex offender.

Weirdos

Nah, the gazump is what you get when nobody appreciates your kind KFC bucket gesture.

Do you really find that hard to believe?

They've been trying afaik but so far it's still too accurate and writes in a coherent and grammatically correct manner.

Wasn't entirely convinced with this one but the bloke seems to really want to come here and play for the shirt so I'm all in. You can have all the talent in the world but if you don't have the heart you won't make it. Give me 11 players who want to be here and represent this club over 100 superstar galactico nobheads any day.

I'd be fucking amazed if Biereth is on our list

It's becoming clear that 'quickly' has a different meaning when it comes to NUFC.

Ma-lick

Actually pretty excited about this one. He's got the physical profile and the tools to be really good, Eddie just needs to teach him how to use them properly. Going for this kind of player rather than expensive, ready made hype machines will bring us better returns in the long run I reckon.

Get Conor Gallagher on top of the five I mentioned too. Mad midfield depth.

Wissa, Thiaw, Pacqueta, Elanga and Samu would make this a decent window I reckon. Maybe another CM and CB who can be in and around the first team for emergency cover. 18-19 yrs old with potential added to that lot and we'd have something cooking.

Can we at least get a garlic bread for Thiaw? Maybe a nice bruschetta?

Bullet dodged for me. Agent seems like a complete bellend and I'm not 100% convinced he's as top class as the fee suggests. Reckon they wanted Man Utd all along and were using us to smoke out the deal from the beginning. (I look forward to the Frog's gloating if he turns out to be mint)

Who cares? We're all getting free carbonara.

We'll probably bid less than we did the first time.

This guy is my number one pick for this window. Really excited to see how we fuck this up and which other club he eventually signs for.

You can't agree to disagree for me. I don't agree. He's shit and you lick people's muffins from the work fridge. Pervert.

No it wouldn't, he's shit.

Nicolas Jackson What a fucking joke. Starting to think Big Bald Paul might have had a point about our transfer 'strategy'. It's been absolute clownshoes this summer.

Why is it a 3 year rolling thing anyway? If you sell a player for £100m, that money doesn't suddenly cease to exist after 3 years.