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He does look a bit like a villain from a black and white movie from the 30's.

Watched the first clip posted thinking that was a great side and realised it was 32 years ago. Cheers @HaydnNUFC, off to book into dignitas now.

I'd eat the fucking rocks before selling him to that pack of cunts. Let him sit in the reserves for 3 years while pledge bonce nonce flaps his gums. Fucking rats, the lot of them.

Bratwurst, currywurst, any kind of wurst, Bayern wanted Nick but the geordies got him first.

Need to get Yasir a pad in the north east. The man certainly gets shit done. Wonder if the Duke would sell us his place.......

Stop with the bedwetting, window's open for another *checks notes* 3 days. We're fucked

Could make a canny set of Tolkien characters with those names, like.

'Botman at the back' 'No-one in attack'

All the indications we've had so far imply that the Saudis are pretty pissed off with this and will dig their heels in. If accurate then I can't see him leaving unless the scousers meet their terms.

Barcelona next summer I reckon.

We can't even sign one

Basically solves any PSR concerns until the year 2094.

Need to get a property development company on board to speed it up. People who know the area, have loads of experience and own vast swathes of Newcastle.

Thought we were going to build a whole new top of the line complex.

Manilow's 'Mandy' would work.

Oh Mike, don't do it man. You'll regret it in the morning. Just get a kebab and a taxi home, quick hand shandy and we'll try our luck again next week.

Do the crack dealers in the UK give massive discounts the closer you get to the end of a transfer window?

With Hojlund? They'd be like Bruce signing his contract in the Squires cartoon, man

10 minutes with Keegan would sort that right out.

Come in number shite, your time is up.

Just playing devil's advocate but our lads were sold on a new training ground, stadium, challenging at the top etc.