loki679

Aye, we could. There's a lad at Leverkusen who could come in for a fraction of the price and is arguably a better prospect.

Don't care about his Demba style exploding limbs, I'd move on because for the money we could do a lot better.

Beg Jow riding a sausage roll with a bottle of dog

35 million euros is less than we paid for him

The sell on clause is an interesting idea. Wonder if they've put something like that in.

I can't believe you had to use a program to decipher that

I'll have to put this in code so Rich doesn't understand so apologies to the general membership. Mods (Mike) - et'sL hangec lla het itlest ot uckf ithw ichR

We'll get Mike to do it when Rich is asleep.

Aye. Still one you haven't found though.

'Captain Steak Bakes' was a far better thread title.

Cracking lineup humour potential with that last name along the 'Fish Costa Fortune' lines.

Hope Ritchie isn't his mentor at NUFC.

18 year old isn't a model poster. Shocker.

Think we're just talking about human kits in here.

Beef cheesecake?

1m for Darlow? What currency are we talking here?

How could you hate this little scamp?

Played through a bad hip injury for a long time. The man is a legend and a god.

No pardons for noncing.

The numbering system should go left to right in order of attractiveness.

Something smelt a bit fishy about it tbf.

You can get tits and nipples all over the internet (God bless those weirdo nerds from the 80s). These tits are special because they're THESE tits. If they're cgi then they're not the tits we're looking for. #TEAMREAL

And Karlo Darlow!