loki679

Our lot must love True Faith then.

Longstaff had a shitter yesterday but he covers a lot of ground. Not saying it's the right decision but I think he's in there for his work rate and the way he moves around the pitch covering everywhere in midfield.

ASM and Isak work really well together

HTL

24 man, fucking hell.

Didn't realise the delays were that bad.

He didn't say whose gloves were off tbf.

Knaka's on one again.

Ritchie, Lewis, Manquillo, Dummett and Fraser:

Isak Gordon ASM Bruno Beg Jow Longstaff Targett Botman Schar Trippier Pope Worth a try?

I've got some bad news for you, Steve.

We're not scoring one here, nevermind two. GGNR

2nd is down as a Botman OG

We haven't made enough chances. Just look lacking in creativity and bite up front.

Yasir there today

Howay lads

Gonna be wrenching when we get beat

'So, Mr. Potter, it's £120k a week, apartment included in the contract, medical insurance for you and up to 4 dependents and death threats to you and your family on a quarterly basis'

Can he not read?

Nerves starting to jangle now. Just fucking win, please. 12:30am kick off here so spare a thought for my students who, unbeknownst to them, will be doing a test tomorrow so I can nurse a hangover

win-win

We're 6-0 down through 4 Karius own goals, along with one where he tried to clear it and it rebounded of Schars head, giving him a neck fracture and ending his career and another when he came out to clear the ball, ended up ripping off good Bruno's right leg and using it as a golf club to smack the ball into our top corner. Ref unexpectedly shouts 'NEXT GOAL THE WINNER'. We get a corner. Loris feels the rage of the previous 6 goals well up inside him. REDEMPTION IS NIGH He starts his thundering run upfield, the very ground shakes at his approach. Trippier strikes it so sweetly, the ball curving beautifully into the red penalty area. Karius leaps like a salmon, knocking players away like bowling pins falling in a strike. He connects beautifully and the ball breaks the net and smashes Solsjkaer in the face somehow. The ref blows the whistle. Foul for knocking players over like bowling pins in the box. Karius is sent off for violent conduct and we're relegated to the Northern League.

Rod Hull?