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We haven't made enough chances. Just look lacking in creativity and bite up front.

Yasir there today

Howay lads

Gonna be wrenching when we get beat

'So, Mr. Potter, it's £120k a week, apartment included in the contract, medical insurance for you and up to 4 dependents and death threats to you and your family on a quarterly basis'

Can he not read?

Nerves starting to jangle now. Just fucking win, please. 12:30am kick off here so spare a thought for my students who, unbeknownst to them, will be doing a test tomorrow so I can nurse a hangover

win-win

We're 6-0 down through 4 Karius own goals, along with one where he tried to clear it and it rebounded of Schars head, giving him a neck fracture and ending his career and another when he came out to clear the ball, ended up ripping off good Bruno's right leg and using it as a golf club to smack the ball into our top corner. Ref unexpectedly shouts 'NEXT GOAL THE WINNER'. We get a corner. Loris feels the rage of the previous 6 goals well up inside him. REDEMPTION IS NIGH He starts his thundering run upfield, the very ground shakes at his approach. Trippier strikes it so sweetly, the ball curving beautifully into the red penalty area. Karius leaps like a salmon, knocking players away like bowling pins falling in a strike. He connects beautifully and the ball breaks the net and smashes Solsjkaer in the face somehow. The ref blows the whistle. Foul for knocking players over like bowling pins in the box. Karius is sent off for violent conduct and we're relegated to the Northern League.

Rod Hull?

Well, at least we're used to losing finals I suppose.

Blaming the Notting Hill Carnival was top too

What exactly are you planning here, Stiffy?

He's dead, mate. He was an actor.

Fell at the first hurdle.

We're not getting £40m for ASM

Aye, no matter how much we all want to see SJP expanded or another option it'll never be worth ripping out the heritage of our city.

If we're getting rid of the road then we could just move the whole stadium down and maybe rotate it a bit. Would mean demolishing and rebuilding but there's a decent footprint there for a new SJP.

So Ian is a white nationalist after all? Kind of suspected it tbh.

I think I'd rather see Gordon come in on the right for Miggy and give ASM a run of games to get into his stride.

Do they?

Said all along this lad would be a good signing.

No sympathy, you do it to yourself.