loki679

I say we go full shithouse and pull out of the deal. Let them deal with the fallout in the middle of their relegation battle.

Aye. Step 1. Cook chips Step 2. Cover them in cheese

Cheesy chips are fucking banging, mind.

Not after Howe stabbed him and ran off with that lass from Howden.

Aye, and getting rid of him sorted out his attitude

Toney himself said he wasn't ready at the time he was released and dropping down helped make him into a PL player.

Hopefully that means they'll be keeping Gordon

Bruno + Botman + Burn = Declan Rice. Fuck off

Chelsea might

Fill your boots

Start one of the bairns and sub Shelvey on for them after 30 seconds.

It's a fucking joke.

Alright, so 20% of tickets on general sale only to those with less than 50 points. Jobs a good un.

They can't get tickets anyway if games are constantly selling out at 50 points

Reserve 10-20% of away tickets for general sale to anyone with less than 20 points. New blood in the away support and gives people the chance to build their purchase history. Soon as you hit that 21 point mark you're in the big pond with everyone else.

I know, that one was just so astonishingly wrong though Honestly, I'm going back through having a chuckle and hoping like hell not to see my avatar

I just came.

The only way transfer windows are even vaguely enforceable is because the players have to be registered as players for the club. Is it the same situation for managers?

Come to us! Our squad is shit so you'll play loads!

I don't want us to take anyone from Chelsea. Let them buy all the players and leave them with the problem of managing the squad and paying the bills.

'We're signing Maddison in the summer. The Leicester fans will shit a brick if they find out so make sure it's kept under wraps. Apart from the groundsman, make sure the groundsman knows.'

NWOAT

How would the groundsman know?

As good as the turn was that chance he made for himself when he received it back to goal, rolled the defender and forced a save from the keeper.