loki679

No changing room picture that's not on instagram?

No changing room picture?

Alright Loki:

Howay, man, look at the little rat faced cunt. Obviously a wrong'un.

They're not in europe anymore, mate.

We'll get stuffed if we don't play a keeper.

Whose dad is bigger though?

Only one new player started yesterday.

BASK IN MY WISDOM AND ERUDITION NEW PAGE LOWER LIFEFORMS

You guys need to hurry up and get to a new page so I can quote myself and allow all the new page plebs to enjoy and benefit from my wisdom and erudite thoughts.

One thing that stood out for me was when Isak broke clear and tried to cut the ball back we had nobody busting a gut to get in the box from midfield.

He was talking about elite teams.

At that final whistle was the quickest anybody has switched off a TV in human history. Pretty sure I just broke several laws of physics.

It's like slipping into a pair of well worn shoes you haven't had on for a long time.

Well this is absolute toss.

Just had floated set penis to Moke at the back post flashbacks.

Be over soon then you can watch the football

Only need one of the youngsters to come off for it to pay for itself. You'd think at least one of them would have enough about them to command a decentish fee in a season or two.

We're Newcastle. A wheels off disaster is literally in our club song.

Get in.

A spoon race would be a bit shit, like.

Yasir breaking out the chequebook as we speak.

They're not pressing us, just sitting off.