Loki679

How far down our list of death do we have to go before we get to Samu?

Used to be in The Fox every night for a while. Canny little boozer and some proper pissheads

Dontino's in Hexham? Cracking little fleshpot that was.

Scored some meth this week, eh?

Because we're the Lloyd Christmas of football clubs

Aye, let's at least make not signing players productive.

Dubs couldn't even manage to sit on the bench for one season. That's a cakewalk for Harper, he does that before breakfast and twice on Sundays. Man loved sitting.

Did we do any scouting in the last couple of years?

Shame Portsmouth don't have a team so he has to support Liverpool.

Horses on one, dogs on another then you've got your porn on another. Auf Wiedersehen reruns plus one for NO and you're left with one for work. Or so I'm told. I assume, I mean. Probably. Leave me alone.

I'd prefer Samu over Sesko. Perfect for the PL.

Leave this one for Man Utd. They need all the charity they can get from the big clubs. Go for Samu or Ramos instead imo.

It's actually £15m loss permitted over the three years though isn't it? The owners are allowed to chuck in £90m to bring it up to £105m. Wonder how long their owner is going to be willing to shell out that much to keep them within the limits.

So why isn't the airport full of them, then? Did they open the gates and drive them up the motorway?

Let Man Utd have this guy and his nobhead agent for an inflated fee and get Samu from Porto. I really think the Porto guy is going to be way better than Sesko.

Samu 4 me lyk.

Your method makes zero sense. You should be ashamed of yourself.

3, 1, 4, 2

Mozzarella molester

I've actually completely changed my mind on him. I'll admit it

Spaghetti Savile

'Newcastle are open to selling him'

Amazing how he's managed to wreck his reputation in such a short space of time.