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What about the 'Jesus Saves but Shearer taps in the rebound' joke that's caused much mirth and hilarity on church signs across the north east? Have they even considered the implications for that?

Guarantee it'll be because of Miley Cyrus, the names they choose are mad. There are Grandma, Grandad and celebrity names all over the place among Asian students at the uni. True true KI. We had a woman on our works database who worked somewhere down South who tried to get all exotic with her first name but didn't quite pull it off. Poor Miss Fannie Chew. Had to convince one of the parents a couple of weeks ago that 'Easy' wasn't a good English name for their daughter

Fairly common in mainland China too, especially amongst the younger generation.

Sounds to me like he's dunnarunner.

Not a big fan of the loan system anyway. Paying a million quid to develop another team's youngster seems silly. Intra-division loans should be banned imo.

I wouldn't put that on the kids shirt, like.

The blue star isn't just a sponsors logo though, is it? It's something special, something that embodies the city.

If they can do to the UK anyone fancy sending one to China for me?

Go tell the shop that if they set up a website to take orders and ship to the UK they'll make a fucking fortune.

Another absolutely shite brilliant idea.

If it's the bloke from Baidu we're sorted. Imagine Google taking over the club and you're pretty much in the ballpark. Hope this means I'll be seeing fewer chelsea and man city shirts in my classroom

What the fuck is a Carabao?

Install Ublock Origin, Ghostery and Privacy Badger and worry no more.

Jimmy Nail, Tim Healy and Kevin Whately did a version for Bobby Robson. It's on a certain video site.

Shola will manage Newcastle at some point

I think it's great Bring the little mentalist home where he belongs.

This time next year it'll be the story of how 3 crippled young mackems fought off 75,000 Millwall. Mackem folklore marra.

So in theory if we sold him back to Sporting next year for £20m we'd have to give them £10m to take him

Why not try and get in the disabled section instead, Stiffy?

So they could have an exhibition match of USMNTXI vs USWNTXI.

It's not like that at all

I just don't think I can take another season of receive the ball -> weird 7 year old style shuffle -> punt up the line

Isaac Hayden pulling one of these http://new4.fjcdn.com/gifs/Grandpa_e3efae_976974.gif

You in Singapore mate? Send me a message and I might get you more details if you're interested. Can you send one adult and two kids kits to China while you're at it?

£22m, Everton