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If we're far out in front by January and looking nailed on for promotion I could see Rafa persuading some decent talent to join us. A few months bedding in playing in the championship and the PL next season might have a draw.

Woodman looks like death 'Fat bald man has heart attack as cunt falls asleep leaning on train' That man purse anarl, what a twat.

Give them the East stand and move the OAP'a up to level 7, might breathe a bit of life back into the place. Sticking the OAPs in level 7 will probably do the opposite of breathing life into things. We'd need a respirator and medical crew on standby up there every game

Just after that Lee Ryder tweets he's heard a rumour we might be interested in signing him.

He's a fucking miracle worker. He's brought back hope and unity to the club, he's tamed fat Mike, he's made Charnley seem almost acceptable, he's bringing 52,000 in every week and all this after relegation. I feel better about the club now than I have since Hughton was sacked. That's no mean feat.

Yep, we've also got 4 players going to the African Nations None of the strikers going though, right? Maybe getting Armstrong back in January too if he doesn't extend or get another loan.

That's just because Sunderland aren't going to be in it much longer

No. If Mitro plays you want him up front kicking the shit out of their defenders. I like Gayle, he seems to be a canny player but I think he'd work best with Mitro up there with him making space, winning knock downs and generally making their CBs lives as miserable as possible for 90 minutes.

When has anyone EVER walked away from a massive payout, ever (in any line of work)? Especially if, in your opinion, the problems you were facing were not solely of your own doing? Ruud Gullit, NUFC.

A Partizan fan Welcome mate, we have some good memories of playing your lot. And when I say good I obviously mean catastrophic

Could move his left arm a bit so it doesn't look like his slogan is 'drink cock'

Quality

Spot on. Can't really watch the likes of Soccer Saturday, or listen to most of the drongos they have on Talksport, for this exact reason. He is a complete WUM and a bit of a dick. But Adrian Durham doesn't always toe the 'PFM' line. He is one of the only ones I can remember openly calling out Pardew on his bullshit and bad record. Colin Murray anarl

Reminds me of a young Oliver Bierhoff.

Isn't that an entirely pointless clause?

A million quid for three months work

We've made some baffling signings in the last few years, many from one agency. Think there's a possibility Carr may be involved?

That sounds remarkably illegal.

What do you mean 'would be'?

He's statistically our best striker so far this season.

No irony there. None at all.

There was a lot of talk about him trying to strongarm players into going with a certain agent too.

You're slipping, Ron.

He's only played 111 minutes and the majority of that was in a 6-0 win in which he scored

Dunno why they'd want that fat, disgraced, corrupt, mess of a manager back anyway. Have some fucking standards, lads.