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I thought he pulled him back a bit after he'd initially lost it.

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Get it on target at least ffs.

Cracking ball from Ritchie

He's done brilliantly but we do need another option in CM. Any manager worth his salt will have a man on him shutting him down from the 1st minute as we're half the team when he's not playing.

He'd be a good signing but it's somehow not as exciting as a proper 'new' signing. Maybe just me

It's bollocks. It's a fucking football match, not a church service.

These are shite. We'll batter them and lose 1-0.

That's either pure genius or i'm reading too much into the use of 'aggregate' in relation to concrete.

The '@police' bit gets me

Think that's bollocks like, POOT.

Heard Chris Houghton fancies him for Brighton too.

Depends. I can't really see Curbishley / Pardew / Pearson* pushing that hard for funds tbh. *delete as appropriate

Aye but he's a twat. He's looking at Cabaye, Sissoko, Carroll, Wijnaldum, Debuchy etc and thinking we can do that regular. The first five words would have probably been enough there like.

Ah, fuck.

He got relegated with Notts County.

Maybe he's gonna be a ref.

Yeah, that was my first thought too.

Haha, I was just about to post the same thing: http://i.imgur.com/Ke7mFgS.jpg

Could be a pre-contract on condition we get promoted.

Who's to say I take the bins out! Let's not get of the subject here. We are struggling through poor recruitment . Recruitment is probably the most important part of the modern game. You don't take the bins out? Get your manservant to do it for you? Well la-de-da Mr too good to cart his own trash.

Return of the Mac. But aye, wish they'd pick away games. I look forward to seeing him laughing his tits off in the post match as he tells us his lads were magnificent despite the 4-0 loss.

What did we get for Townsend? £14m or something? Can see Fat Mike bringing him back for £7-8m and jizzing aal owa at £6m for effectively a six month loan.

Ah, shit. Well, we had a decent six months or so of hope, that's not bad for us. Best get ready for another five or six years of misery under some PFM knacker.

Great movement from Murphy aswell. Drops off his marker then a little burst of acceleration to get between the defenders when he's free.