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That leaves their kitman £1,999,999.99 per shirt down after every game.

This

Top 8, glory days Man U

He never even thanked Ben for bigging him up.

Why would you do this?

He's got a point

Think we need to move to a curry based rating system for transfers. Reckon this one has moved from a butter chicken to a Jalfrezi at this point. £5m of add-ons on top of the £55m and we'll be in madras territory.

Aye, it'd just be a bonus.

I like that it seems to come as a surprise that young, rich footballers have attractive wives

RIP. Can't imagine what his poor family are going through right now, 28 is no age to lose a father.

Nah, the price is still over the odds but a big bag of money on the right wing won't get as many assists.

Kit-kat has to go in the fridge. Makes it easier to bite all the chocolate off the outside leaving you with delicious wafer goodness to finish on.

I'm actually coming around on this one based largely on his personality and attitude. Still think we need someone who can unlock a defence but maybe we can look at getting that in an Isak cover / no.10 style player.

Aye, I'd worry if he got an invitation to the embassy but they're not gonna fart around withholding transfers in some roundabout scheme

I wonder if they'd be interested in coming back to manage the club. They seem to prefer being directly involved in the investment rather than managing assets for others.

His name's Elanga He digs The Stranglers He loves a Fanta And a sausage sanga

If they'd done nowt they were nailed on to go straight back down. They're having a go and giving themselves a chance at least. Their signings are gambles to a certain extent but they'll surely improve them and it's better to roll the dice and see what happens than just accept a shit season and a few years of marrachewt payments.

Would work best if he stood outside his house at night with all the gear on using torches under their chins to light their faces.

Bloke does bathrooms apparently. He's a Tyler.

So he'll be 26.01 when Chelsea sign him

£60m for Elanga is batshit. We have to stop trying to buy players from the PL, it's absurd.

Was payday when they took the pictures so he had to be at home supervising all the artics dropping his off.