Loki679

Why don't we do the legit stuff like training kit sponsors first before we start selling stuff to ourselves?

You wouldn't be able to observe something 2 dimensional, it wouldn't exist for us in our universe. Having said that, IP is bang out of order so #team2D.

They're not actually selling it though, they're 'selling' it to themselves. It's like if you paid yourself twenty quid for moving your TV from one bedroom to another. Still your TV, in your house, just a different room and you can go tell everyone you just made twenty quid.

Well, we've discovered that mouldy is a misbegotten system heathen and Adam is using his own system apparently.

7 lasses there and you put the bloke at number 3?

You're calculating it wrong and doing it backwards just as a bonus. Even if it was 4 dog years to every human year (it's not) then if he's 21 dog years, he'd be 21/4 = 5.25 human years. Genuinely don't know how you managed to get to 44 based on what you've said

21 in dog years would make him about 2 years old.

We could stick that Santa Claus fella from the dressing room pictures up front and he'd be as much use as DCL. I'd genuinely rather play without a striker and hoy another body on in midfield than have that useless waste of space playing for us.

3 to 5 years for the training ground

Fair play to them, at least they're giving it a go and not just banking the cash.

I loved the banana kit tbh. Let's do that again.

Caught them napping.

Long sleeve needs to be one piece. The big gap in the stripes on the arm ruins it.

Narrator: it didn't

PL Premium for more run fast, press hard, work rate. Underwhelming if this is what we're aiming for.

The loan system needs an adjustment to prevent this horseshit.

No news for us on there either

I don't think he offers much we don't already have. I'd rather see us sign some more technical players who can help break teams down.

Hard power is the military Maybe I missed it, but I don't remember Qatar bombing UEFA HQ.

Tell me we don't improve players at this club

Just an underwhelming signing. For the price I'd expect a lot more than Elanga. Do our scouting team just sit at home watching MOTD reruns or something?

33 years old, always injured, can't run anymore and hasn't scored a goal in a year? BETTER SNAP HIM UP BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE DOES Fucking idiotic decision if this hapens.

Surely just a courtesy ahead of him signing for some other lucky bunch.