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Pretty sure that's one of the signs of the apocalypse.

Aye, cos you didn't watch it.

We don't play so much one touch anymore. Players are taking a touch to trap it and it's slowing things down in attack.

RIGHT FOOT MAN

Proper cup tie, this

Quite fancy eggs on toast now.

Stop saying 'let that sink in', it's rubbish.

Alright, well I think he's a horrible little scouse rat and a pretty shit signing but now he's our shit horrible little scouse rat so howay the Gordon.

Just play Murphy or Almiron there if we're going to count right wingers as left backs.

Doesn't excite me at all, reckon we could do way better for the money we're paying. Chelsea bidding for him means fuck all either, stick a football shirt on it and they'd bid £20m for my table leg.

I say we go full shithouse and pull out of the deal. Let them deal with the fallout in the middle of their relegation battle.

Aye. Step 1. Cook chips Step 2. Cover them in cheese

Cheesy chips are fucking banging, mind.

Not after Howe stabbed him and ran off with that lass from Howden.

Aye, and getting rid of him sorted out his attitude

Toney himself said he wasn't ready at the time he was released and dropping down helped make him into a PL player.

Hopefully that means they'll be keeping Gordon

Bruno + Botman + Burn = Declan Rice. Fuck off

Chelsea might

Fill your boots

Start one of the bairns and sub Shelvey on for them after 30 seconds.

It's a fucking joke.

Alright, so 20% of tickets on general sale only to those with less than 50 points. Jobs a good un.

They can't get tickets anyway if games are constantly selling out at 50 points