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Townsend has a cracking delivery on him. Noticed it with his corners too.

Liking the Colo / Fistpumps midfield partnership. It's good to see us pushing up and trying to squeeze them into their own half.

Still applauding on 17'.

Wtf was that?

HTL

Pardew-esque decision.

Would have criss crossed our velocity when we need to zig zag our agility. Lets run it up the flagpole and see if some blue sky thinking can fart us a unicorn.

With which personnel in which positions?

And your 7 defensive player formation does that. Rightio Al. 7 defensive players? Not a clue have you? I'd love to know what master team and formation you've got in mind for today? I thought we might try playing players in their actual positions for a start. Blob Janmaat Taylor Colo Gibson Shelvey Saivet Sissoko Wijnaldum Townsend Mitrovic f***ing rocket science here boys. Because its worked ever so well for the majority of the season.... You mean the one game we played well and won?

And your 7 defensive player formation does that. Rightio Al. 7 defensive players? Not a clue have you? I'd love to know what master team and formation you've got in mind for today? I thought we might try playing players in their actual positions for a start. Blob Janmaat Taylor Colo Gibson Shelvey Saivet Sissoko Wijnaldum Townsend Mitrovic Fucking rocket science here boys. But nah, fuck it, we'll stick Derek Wright in nets, Townsend can be a wing back, Charnley can have a go up front and Eddie Large can be ref.

And your 7 defensive player formation does that. Rightio Al.

He's left footed.

Yeah, fuck it. Stick Janmaat up front too.

If a gimped 3 at the back is the best we can do we deserve relegation Townsend at right wing back is the worst part of that abortion of a formation.

This is the bloke who knocked us back three times, didn't have the balls to come and take on a relegation battle and only took the job after his Championship club had deemed him not good enough for them. A record of failure, another merry go round manager. He's full of shit just like the previous no marks we've employed. Do you think the players pay any attention to his post match bollocks? No? Then who is he trying to fool? Same shit as Pardew in a mildly less punchable skin.

You, sir. You are insane. What's the alternative? Let him support someone else? That wouldn't feel right. I'm born and bred as a Tynesider, my family all bleed black and white, my grandfather and great uncles were present for Fair Cup finals. He would be the first male in my family to change football teams. It's no small thing that you know. I'm the same. My son isn't old enough to understand yet but i'm already wondering if I can force this on him. I know he'll be a Newcastle fan, no doubt in my mind. I just already feel guilty about it

Not sure Doumbia is the right kind of striker to play up top on his own.

He'll be injured by then man.

We should register it and just make it a wall of gifs showing him spazzing out on the touch line. Yes, that would be the right and proper way to follow and pay tribute to the professional, mature and high quality work the sackpardew.com lads managed. A wall of spazzing gifs.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lib61gYzkB1qa82jq.gif

Is sackmac.com registered?

In case anyone doesn't know the context of this Halifax were bottom of the league and were down to 10 men the majority of the game Heard he was at fault for all 5 goals and the sending off and kicked the shit out of the mascots after the game.

They get 4p in the pound This sort of shit can't be legal, man.

Was really interesting. There was one bit where he was talking about KK and said KK told him 'Just get out there and drop grenades. Go wherever you want on the pitch, just get around and damage them' (paraphrasing a bit, can't remember the exact quote). What a great mentality.

I'm not digging at you personally like, but it's really beginning to irritate me now reading and hearing this stupid phrase over and over again. Ambition with regards to what exactly? 'Showing ambition' is appointing and listening to a knowledgeable, clued up director / board of directors and going after a good / successful manager that could potentially win you something. Showing ambition is not appointing the reserve team secretary, Alan Carr's fucking dad and an old, useless puppet of an ex-player and vehemently going after Steve fucking McClaren. Not once, not twice but three times? Don't get me started on the likes of John Carver being given the reigns. 'Showing ambition' is going after players and building a solid team that can win you games. Showing ambition is not getting mostly medicore, half arsed players that don't fit or belong in your team and putting them on 5 and 6 year contracts, in the blind hope that they do well so you can make more money. On a similar note, forcing out and giving away arguably one of your best players and then spending circa £40m trying to replace said player by signing a Ligue 1 flop of the season (who knocked the club back previously), another who was either not interested, not tried or frankly not good enough and then a Spurs cast off who's barely done anything of note nor turned out this season? That's not ambition, it's fucking stupidity. What's worse, they're only a handful of examples over his 8 year tenure. 8 years. You think Ashley has somehow just now decided he wants to be ambitious with the club? You don't think being on the verge of falling off the gravy train in 18th place is reason enough they are pissing all the club generated revenue up the wall? The whole thing is a massive gamble. Kinnear was a gamble. Carver was a gamble. McClaren and this transfer window will be this years gamble. There's no ambition or plan here aside from propping up the league for the benefit of Sports Direct. Wonderful post. Sums up the situation perfectly