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Saw a Chinese bloke wearing that today at Guangzhou airport. Was dead impressed. True story.

Why didn't you tell us you felt this way? It's a bit of a shock coming out of the blue like this.

That's absolutely ridiculous There must be a better way to organise football than this. Maybe have the total prize money and TV revenue all in one pot and each clubs share drops 1% for each position down in the pyramid all the way down the 92 clubs.

It fucking stinks man, you're telling me that having bought nobody and shifted a few off the wage bill we'd have made a loss of 17 million without the new tv deal? Bollocks, there's shenanigans afoot.

Deliberately aiming for mid table even here

We did have a manager who presided over an 11 place drop in our league position.

I would think our accumulated losses over the years make any 'hiding' from HMRC un-necessary btw

I'd take a "creatively" low profit, for tax reasons, coupled with £25 Mill cash at bank though (not holding my breath) Can you fiddle money you've just hoyed into the bank as a cost like? Depends whose bank.

I'd take a "creatively" low profit, for tax reasons, coupled with £25 Mill cash at bank though (not holding my breath) More likely to be a £25m chairman's salary

We can't even win that. Cunts

£35m increase in turnover, sign nobody, £9m increase in profit. It disnae make sense cap'n.

18.7 million

Yeah, but it's not.

You lot just aren't erudite enough to get it.

It's about as relevant, or less so, than what Souness achieved before coming here. Poor managers win stuff. McClaren's an average 5/10 manager and nothing in his CV suggests otherwise. It's going to be a similar feeling to a couple of seasons back when we had the perfect opportunity to bin off Pardle and the likes of Rudi Garcia were out of work that summer. Missed the boat then and by appointing Mclaren we'll be missing it again. Another few seasons of going nowhere, watching average football (at best) with average results. Can't fucking wait.

A regular, established starting XI player had cancer and got fucked off by the club, why would they give two shits about a reservist they're not even sure about? These people are scum, pure and simple. £££ is all that matters to them.

Stevo off to Wembo in his Lambo.

Unbelievable that someone who has been here over the whole of Alan Pardew's tenure and has read and participated in endless discussions about his lack of ability and the shite job he did here can suddenly turn and come out with such shit. Here, TCD, I think you need to refresh your memory: http://sackpardew.com/facts/

Countrywide outbreak of bad eye aids after this one. Going to be a crime against football.

You c'nts shouldn't p'ck on The C'llege D'out.

It's a stupid way to run a football club. If they bought properly and the players did well on the pitch then they'd be worth more. What we're doing at the moment is buying players and then devaluing them by having them perform poorly in a shambolic setup.

Aye, but first we'll make them an offer so bad they literally get up and walk out of the negotiations. That's how we roll, dawg.

Thought he did well when he came on.

I just made one because you were 'busy'.