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I just feel lucky and proud that one day i'll be able to tell my grandkids that I was alive to see this match. One for the history books.

Oh, poor Vurn

It's all coming up Vurn

Colo charging up for the counter attack

I love the way Janmaat blatantly knows who all the shit players are and hates them for it

Wahey!

Carver must have stuck to his one day a week training the team routine since Pardle left. Lazy tramp.

Think that's harsh on Riviere, he does try and he works hard, he's just not very good.

It's barely a 4-4-2 like, we have no shape at all. A minute ago we had four players all in the same place on the edge of their box. There's no sense of positional play or shape to our game at all.

Fucking Willo and his hopeless punts man. Why don't they stop passing it to him, he's like Peter Kay in that John Smiths advert.

Don't think we've put two passes together yet.

HTL

SHOLA!

NUFC: Krul; Janmaat, Williamson, Coloccini ©, Haidara; Obertan, Sissoko, Abeid, Ameobi; Riviere, Cisse. Subs: Woodman, R.Taylor, Anita, Gouffran, Gutierrez, Armstrong, Perez. http://www.quickmeme.com/img/35/3542dbc331d12c509381fdc42845767c07fcd6854ffccc675d6b4166b1490efe.jpg

Aye, he's been a bit off key today.

Wow, what depth and insight! Thanks... have really opened my eyes Well he's not wrong. You selected Jonas, Obertan and the injured Cabella and left out our top scorer. Pardewesque.

2 goals from corners, what is this witchcraft?

Scored from a corner

Best league in the world innit.

Lee has apparently just abandoned verb tenses completely now

Probably not loyalty.

Maybe he did learn from them. Imagine how bad he would have been without the guidance of two of the greatest strikers and one of the greatest managers of a generation

Listen, he's got to be a better bet than Gouffran. Let me tell you, anything that knocks that useless count down the pecking order is a good thing. Start with a midfield 3 of Abeid, Sissoko and Anita and have Jonas as cover. Only other realistic option we have is Kemen anyway.

Tbf we don't have a striker either, well except for one legged Cisse. Got Perez and that chocolate fireguard we took off Monaco's hands. Bet they still sit around pissing themselves at that one.