loki679

Football's dead man. This is so shit.

Shush you, let the mods handle it. You know, 'handle it' *wink wink ban ban*

'Colocinni picks it up, out to Anita, Williamson, goal kick'

I'd have him ahead of Colback and Tiote but ultimately i'd hope we're looking to go 4-3-3 with Sissoko, Abeid and De Jong making up the midfield.

Abeid in for Colback imo. And Obertan? No. Just no.

Stoke, Pardew, humped off City, Villa. It's like a festival of football.

'He can run fast'. What immense tactical genius.

If at any point in your life you're struggling to find a solution to something and you look around you and decide the answer is 'Obertan' it's time to do the right thing and put your head in the oven. It's for the best.

What was he trying to do?

Still a cunt. And shit.

After 4 years of Pardball i'm quite enjoying this tbh.

Howay JC, change it man.

Nice that we're varying the corner routines a bit now like. Abeid on for Colback and Gouff on for Ameobi 2nd half. Tempted to say Cisse but I think we've been doing quite well with this shape.

I'm actually thinking the unthinkable It might be a good idea to bring on Gouff for Ameobi.

Have Stoke had a shot yet?

Least he'll never have to leave the pitch because he's bleeding.

It's like when you played as a bairn and ended up with 9 centre forwards, a defender and a goalie.

We're playing football :frantic:

Biggest improvement for me is that we now seem to be committing players forward. People are getting up in support in and around the box

Frank cancelled, man. Sorry.

The sun was in my eyes so I kicked him in the stomach, ref.

Oooh, should be 1-0. Lovely run and ball from Sissoko and Cabella.

Howay!

Little bellend, wish he'd piss off.