See their fit, young, handsome keeper marching off the pitch and then it cuts to a shot of Jelliot coming off the pitch looking like a tramp who's just been chased up the road by Tesco's security.
Most of the trouble seems to come from dickheads smashing up trains and punching horses. When's the last time there was any proper bother between the fans?
He's had a couple of decent games in a career (so far) of mediocrity. Have a word lads
Make it a quiet word, like, don't want Barca to get wind of the young phenom
Nobody doubts he has the talent to succeed at the top level. Unfortunately his attitude and application seem to be a bit off and without those you'll never be a top player.
There's too much dross in the league for them to go down this season I reckon. If only Pardew hadn't gifted them the points to stay up the last couple of seasons.
To the naked eye he might seem to offer nothing to the team and be an active detriment to our play but he's a dead cert for the ballon d'or according to the stats. Fuck you, Cristiano, you should have tracked back more.
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