loki679

Just got up to make my pregnant wife a glass of warm milk. See what you've done, Alan? Your shit football has made me a considerate husband and for that i'll never forgive you, cunt.

Wait till we score and it's pards give us a wave http://i.imgur.com/P93htZM.jpg You're alright, your team got 3 today.

I can't remember if thats good or bad.

Wait till we score and it's pards give us a wave

How fucking fat is that Villa player?

HTL

you lot have a real knack of making untruths reality, and that was the original point i believe Maybe the untruth that mackems make untruths the reality is the reality and we're making the untruth the reality. http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140206170346/starboundgame/images/5/5f/Ancient_aliens_guy.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0e21xRwC1qz9bu3o1_400.jpg Fuck off man. Cook some decent oven chips, grate a block of cheese over them on the tray, bit of salt and back in the oven til it's all melted, eat with tomato sauce. Fucking lovely.

Thanks Lee

He's got to have his tackle in there so we'll have Tiote + 1 in the middle, Moussa out wide right, Gouff wide left with De Jong and Remy up top. Fuck creativity man, who needs it? We can run and jump and kick the ball further than anyone else. If they start going on about those pesky 'goal' things we can just show them our spreadsheet.

4-4-fucking-2 http://static.thecia.com.au/reviews/m/mike-bassett-england-manager-1.jpg

I wish they'd just do a normal draw with no seedings or bollocks like that. Would be way more interesting.

Cheesy chips are lush.

Willo's been in decent form and if Taylor isn't playing he whinges like a bairn and his agent goes running to the press. MYM doesn't seem like the kind of person to kick up a fuss so I think Pardew finds it easier to drop him.

Ben Arfa has scored better than that Compostela goal. It's a good goal but nothing special.

Hundreds of billions.

I agree with him tbh. We need more British based players like Obertan and Gosling.

They'll always sell out, fans but the merchandise, get the mega sponsors, etc. It's only right that the players get that money because at the end of the day, that's who the fans pay to watch and like it or not, Rooney's one of their most popular. Or reduce ticket prices. Make sky sports 10 quid a month too and the poor lambs can try and get by on 40k a week instead. Charge 15 quid for a shirt instead of 50. Fuck it, free beer in the ground and on call lap dancers to your seat.

You're not going? I'd better call your wife and canc..., never mind.

300k a week is ridiculous. There's just too much money in the game these days. Heaven forbid they might make it cheaper for the fans.

Yeah, mortifying and upsetting people so Simon Cowell can make a few quid is great.

Looks like someone took Harry Potters dad to the match. If the mum's been telling him he's harry potter's father then i'd have some questions for her tbh.

Presumably he's not going to take it with him if and when he gets fired. We've put in a planning application to improve the clubs infrastructure and facilities, it's a good thing.

Just look for a woman sitting at a table with two highchairs.