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Why would you mention that now? Wait til the end of the season, shirley?

I'll have it, cheers.

Tell him you thought Roy Hodgson was doing a good job.

Didn't he get arrested coming over the Tyne bridge dressed as Captain Hook or something?

So losing Remy, Gosling, Shola, De Jong (probably) Colo (possibly) and already lost Perch and Cabaye we're looking to bring in 2 players. Great.

Something appears to have eaten the Wonga section of Remy's shirt. HBA possibly.

Stoke are third in the league, 8 points off leaders Southampton. Don't think they can make up that gap but they're still in with a chance of being champions and a top 4 place is a near certainty. Bummed 4-0.

He's played out there by fuckwit because of he's willingness to defend and run all day, now he's not doing that he looks shitter than s***. Any manager with an ounce of sanity would use his workrate up top where the bloody lad belongs. But no, fuckface sees a hard worker and thinks f*** his attacking quality, i need an extra full back for my bollocking shitarse defensive claptrap that doesn't work anyway cowards formation. is that Gouffran you are on about? It ended up being that way, changed it now. I was thinking about Sissoko and ended up writing about Gouf. Similar situation with them both. I had that on my mind at the time meaning to post it in the Pardew thread, dunno how i ended up in here Poor bimps, just wandering from thread to thread in a tatty dressing gown and vest, bottle of whiskey in one hand shouting rambling, incoherent random strings of abuse at Pardew.

That thread's amazing They just ignore their £23m losses like a missed payment letter from Wonga. 'We'll sell 3 players for 5 million each and get £20m parachute so we've got £35m to spend derp derp' Mackems in not understanding paying bills shock. The next suggestion will be to move the club to another stadium and not tell the bank where they've gone.

Because we have such a good derby record recently?

Didn't you notice all the fire engines speeding towards the transfer window when they signed him? Oh no, sorry, that was a boat.

Again. Only playing devil's advocate. But what should they be saying? "We's gon sign alllll the players!"? I hope to f*** that it's just standard press officer bollocks, and we start doing our business on the quiet again, and bring in much needed reinforcements. I am an idiot though so take nothing from the straws I clutch at. Why does it have to be extreme? Could easily have been "our aim is to break the top four at newcastle united and to compete on all fronts. We will achieve this through investment in the first team squad and at youth team level and ensure that newcastle united is where it deserves to be in English football" If only SanToon wrote our press releases I'd have to see pardew a lot though. It wouldn't be worth it Put in your contract you're allowed to break his face if he opens his mouth within 5 yards of you.

Plays for Man United innit, must be a top top top drawer player. Yorkie rates him. A little too much but I agree with him in that he should play against the better oppositions. Yeah, I was just doing a bit of Redknapp. Welbeck seems to flatter to deceive for me, a bit of a nothing player. Certainly worth taking as a squad member for his versatility but I wouldn't be thinking of him as a starter.

Plays for Man United innit, must be a top top top drawer player.

Bit like people who moan about the death of the high street and how there's not many small independent shops anymore then go do their shopping at the fuck off massive Tesco on the outskirts of town.

Knee-jerkers. Crying paper tears.

Why would they include a gallery of Freddy Shepherd pictures? Who the fuck wants to look through that?

Again. Only playing devil's advocate. But what should they be saying? "We's gon sign alllll the players!"? I hope to fuck that it's just standard press officer bollocks, and we start doing our business on the quiet again, and bring in much needed reinforcements. I am an idiot though so take nothing from the straws I clutch at. Standard press officer bollocks is to big up the club and try and make out you've got some ambition and hopes. I don't think any press officer outside of Newcastle has ever come out and said 'we don't give a fuck and we're not gonna invest anything over the bare minimum for survival so stick it up yer hoop'.

One player per window considering the current state of the squad is pathetic. The fact they're even comfortable coming out and saying this is an indication of how far we have fallen, the absolute lack of ambition and the apathy surrounding the club.

I like him but he has looked knackered for a while. Right midfield isn't his position either. There's no way he's a winger and I think his physicality and bursting runs forward are wasted a little out wide.

Grand national losses and Greggs bill. And he only put a tenner on the national.

I don't think anyone at NUFC is judged on incomings.

Can't wait for Deuce's meltdown when he sees his boy being done like this.

needs more smileys

It's not a job it's a fucking care in the community project.