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And? You're a clever boy, i'm sure you can work it out. We're never going to spend as much as them, but with a half-decent manager and a couple of players who actually want to play for him, and we'd give the game a go. I guarantee you that the likes of Hull and Palace will give them a better game than we have. It's not all about money. I know we need extra players in the squad, but a new manager would be my first choice. Yep. Our biggest problem is the manager, not the players.

No, no, no. You've got it all wrong. Spending money is BAD. Sorry, I forgot. They might be beating us 4-0 but we win the balance sheet. Woop woop.

And? You're a clever boy, i'm sure you can work it out.

Citeh spent more in this transfer window than our entire team cost.

ffs Debuchy has been shocking tonight

Jesus wept, go cut yourself some more emo boy.

Is there some premier league regulation that states an Ameobi must play some part in every game we play?

Well everyone predicted we'd get humped and yet now seem surprised we're getting humped. Football fans

Spot on. Fair enough, we're gonna get bummed but there have been good signs in our play. We're keeping it on the deck, looking to pass through them, Ben Arfa looks well up for it. There's some positives to take from this for sure.

Well Dummets got his debut, good experience for the lad. Thats another positive.

Saylor

Wow, Anita still exists.

Least we haven't been playing hoofball.

Well that didnt take long.

This is Saylor we're talking about. The big, over-excitable puppy remember.

We won't get relegated this season, the squad has too much quality for that. I think we'll have a frustrating season watching turgid, defensive, cowardly football but we have enough to finish 10th - 16th even with our management and coaching deficiencies. It may have been a go to excuse for Pards last season but I think injuries did hamper us because our squad was so paper thin. An injury to a key player like Cabaye or Captain Colo left us fielding championship quality players. Hopefully we'll get our best 11 out more consistently this year and maybe have a go at the cups. Be nice to finish top 10 anyway just to see Nemtizz's tattoo

The fuck? Can't beat a pie and a pint.

This has been a very strange summer.

Insightful. Nobody has ever said anything like that in this thread.

This club

You know the difference between you and i, while you support keeping Pardew, alongside Ian W and Brett and others, which is fine as you are entitled to your views and i respect them. I dont call you lot sad bastards. You on the other hand are a rather unpleasant creature. Who i shall no longer interact with. You are a sad little person. Aye, we'll see. Can't say I'll be able to show the same restraint whilst reading your hysterically negative shite, like. Right, Sunday. Why don't you just fuck off. I'm sick to death of your condescending bullshit. It wouldn't be so bad but you've been wrong again and again and again and yet you still peddle the same shit patter.

This fucking line must be at the north pole.

What the fuck happened to RTG? Looks like an A-level computing project.

From the comments

/ Or, you know, just don't open it if it bothers you that much. It keeps popping up man, fuck this wannabe gangster, we're finally rid of the cunt and he's still "trending" on here I just want him to get the fuck out of here. The cunt. Better hope people don't keep posting and sending this to the top then