loki679

Was that "a free" or "afree" as in "Hatem Ben Arfee"? It was 'afree' as in 'kebab munching fatso'

He's definitely a big player for us.

Bloody hell, we need to lock him in a room somewhere until this is sorted. Imagine one of the Venkys getting confirmed as our new MD

Sounds to me like Pards was trying to put the blame for last season on the players and Carr. I can kind of see what MA might be doing in that case, give him enough rope to hang himself. It would be easy for Pards to pull the wool over Mike and Dekkas eyes with regards to the quality of the playing side but not Carr. How can Mike decide who is right in that case? He can't, he knows sod all about football. What's the solution? Bring in someone with good knowledge and experience in the game who Mike trusts to mediate and give him a definitive, unbiased, objective opinion. So far so good, it actually sounds like a very good plan. Unfortunately for us the only football man Mike knows and trusts is JFK which, obviously, is where the whole thing goes to shit. If Rene Girard had been a regular at Ashley's local instead of Captain Makebelieve then we'd probably be feeling pretty good about this. On the plus side, there is a million to one chance that JFK isn't a total ballsack and will back Carr's judgement, possibly meaning the end of the road for laughing boy. Hell, if he just flips a coin between them we've got a 50/50 chance of coming out of it ok.

One of the reasons we came up is because we couldn't shift on the highest earners, ie Colo, Enrique , Barton, Nolan etc. Even Smith. And he was the bloke who gave all of those, save Barton I believe, the high wage contracts. That's not true. They stayed because Mike farted unicorns and rainbows at them. Joe invented rainbows btw.

I generally imagine that avatar as the way Mike responds to any question on or off the forum.

You're a tugboat if you think his tenure has been anything other than shocking for us. He's done some good things but they're massively outweighed by the non stop stream of shite he serves up. Trimmed the wage bill vs hired JFK twice.

On the plus side you'd probably fit all 52,000 in there with you.

Finishing 5th was an achievement. The rest you've mentioned all concern saving him money. Guess we'll be playing that big bag of money up front again then? The financial stuff is great, wonderful but it's not why I watch football and it's not why I support this club.

I don't think he can find any gems from the lower leagues. He couldn't do a Keegan if someone gave him an inflatable Keegan sex doll.

07/08 - Finished 12th, sacked Allardyce 08/09 - 4 managers, relegated 09/10 - In the 2nd division 10/11 - Sacks popular manager, stadium name etc etc 11/12 - Shit football but good results 12/13 - He's had one season where things weren't a clusterfuck. Fits 'balls up' to me.

Of course not, look at them man they have won 3 World Cups! And JFK was in charge of two of them These JFK lies are getting stupid. He was in charge for all three.

But the club IS Ashley. That's the whole problem. It's his own personal toy essentially and he can do whatever he so pleases with it. It isn't 'ours' at all. Bollocks. He might own the buildings, the player registrations, the pie stands and the borehole but the club is ours.

Maybe he actually does run Sports Direct the same way he runs NUFC. The difference is that when he replaces someone at SD it doesn't make the national news. For all we know the SD employees could all be sitting around going 'What the fuck are the geordies complaining about? They haven't got close to the really good stuff yet.'

Are we only hiring ex spurs as manager then?

I feel bad for laughing at blackburn now.

Here we fucking go. Get the Valium and prozac in lads, we're about to see JFKs targets.

Playing in a half empty, dead SJP would affect the players too imo. They'll be well aware of the situation and it'll be bound to have an affect on morale, not to mention the extra special boost they'll have gotten from JFKs appointment. All that combined with Pardews shitty tactics should see us in the relegation zone by December then we can fire everyone, get new owners and start again.

If you'd told me a week ago that I'd be backing Pardew today I'd have thought you were a mentalist. He's looking pretty bloody good to my eyes now though. This batshit club is contagious insanity.

Pardews tactics until he's sacked. Then JFK until his heart gives out. Carver then for a couple before Beardsley takes over and sees us down. 08/09 redux

Better order a few extra batches of and Dave, we're gonna need them.

If the theory that Dekka knew sod all about this and its a power play by MA are true then he probably did it on purpose to wind him up. Or he's just a cunt.

Good work Lee. Go get em you little newshound you.

I'm just speechless. What an embarrassing bellend. Why do we have to fuck everything up on a regular basis?