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Sums it up really. Carr wants one of the hottest young strikers in europe, Pardew wants an over the hill British no mark.

It's what Mike likes to do with farm animals.

Come on, there's twat, prick, bellend, ballsack, nobhead, the list is practically endless with this horse fucker.

They've got their priorities wrong. What's the most important thing about our shirt? Black and white stripes. So don't piss about with the stripes with horrible sponsor boxes and huge patches on the back. Find a shirt, give it black and white stripes all over and then stick stuff on top of that. No more shitty patches or breaks in the stripes for logos. And embroider the crest. And it's black and white stripes, not black, blue and white. Cunts.

Get it together boys. This is the sunderland thread, you're not supposed to come to some mature resolution to your conflict, you're supposed to offer each other out, threaten to wire each others various body parts and make vague threats about letterboxes.

I quite like that top.

If you bet on football youll quickly find yourself watching all kinds of leagues. Do it for long enough and youll find you know the leagues and players and start watching it even if theres no money on.

Ben Mendy will be a good signing for them, hes got real quality unfortunately.

What were they thinking?

The 'give over' above her tits seems to be a subliminal message.

I refuse to get my hopes up. Fair enough we do seem to be going after some quality players but anyone can put a bid in. Lets see who we actually land first. Still got a bad feeling itll be Darren fucking Bent and James Tomkins.

With the money sloshing around the PL and the inflated wages here it's become too easy to attract the decent players from europe to come here. Why would a PL side invest milliions in their academies when it's just as easy and has a much higher guarantee of success to throw a few million at the continent and grab a good young player who's already ready for first team duties.

Should give you the letters and numbers free if there's a massive patch on the back as the shirt's not finished without them.

I'd have Hughes ahead of Caldwell.

You misheard, he ate a marching band this morning.

Poyet wouldn't be my first choice but looking at the alternatives I'd have him here in a heartbeat.

Yep, I'd love to see him, Cisse and Gouffran in a front 3 with Marv/Anita, Kebabs and Sissoko behind them.

Sounds just like Shola . . . . The only things there that could apply to shola are 'big ', 'man' and 'striker'.

Well, that's awful Does the bloke on the left have stripes shaved in his chest hair?

Why does this club feel so full of tosspots right now?

Not sure about that like. One of the problems with Tiote recently has been that he's not quick enough on the ball. He's constantly getting caught in possession dallying around in our half. Suggests to me that while he might have the athleticism to compete in that area he's not thinking quick enough and those extra one or two touches he's taking are costing us. Playing a DM is fine anyway, problem is we play about 4 of the fuckers.

Can anyone paste that swissramble article here? It's blocked in china.

The ups and downs of NUFC, we get given some transfer money for a striker, yay! Shit, he's given it to a senile old bellend to spend on old British shite

Such a pitta these things always descend into bad punning.