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Yeah, replacing players before they leave. Crazy.

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So the qualification to run a premier league football club is to know more than Wullie. Got it.

I sometimes wonder if there's some hairdressing forum or something where she posts this kind of thing about you

Come on lads, it's not like they're professional athletes or anything.

Curtis Good gets about a bit.

After so long on these boards you should know better than to get excited until we actually see him in a black and white shirt.

An average of £3.75m each, whoopy f***ing do. The best part of it is, in Pardew's time here we've made roughly about £57m in player sales That's a lot of gambling debts

That would be out of frying pan into fire. One worthless incompetent idiot exchanged for another That's going to happen anyway, might as well happen sooner rather than later then we can move on after the senile old cunt has fucked it up and gone.

If JFK has been brought in to undermine and get rid of Pardew then we should all be behind him.

come on then, who's gonna do the "look at me, look at me". holidaying in france and being able to read French ffs. pathetic. Look at me, look at me, I know the forum jokes. Pathetic

Ashley doesn't give a fuck. If we have a valuation for a player they can match it or he's going nowhere. Suppose it's one benefit of having a cunt for an owner.

I thought that quote was a pisstake He's scared of Morecambe ffs

Well that's just retarded. Let's field a weakened strike force so we can play our strongest 11 for the last 20 minutes. Do goals scored in the first 70 minutes not count, like? Don't even get me started on fielding a fucking striker to defend set pieces. Sure other teams have a set of players to defend set pieces. Can't remember what they're called but there's probably a clue in the phrase 'defend set pieces'.

-£5m net spend per season over the last 5 seasons. Even if you take out Carroll we've spent a net average of £2m per season.

Does not compute.

I'd quite enjoy that. Then we could go watch them race unicorns up and down barrack road.

So much

I think maybe she needs to change her methods since the poor bairns are 'tired' after a whole 90 minutes of football apparently.

Shola fucking Ameobi starting for us in 2013. They're going to start selling NUFC neck braces in the club shop I reckon.

Tired after one game ffs. Better have an ambulance on standby going into the Christmas period if they haven't all died of exhaustion by then.

I think we'd best keep quiet about horse punching tbh

Not going to happen guys. We're stuck with him for a few months at least and after him we've got JFK to look forward to. After that we might get someone who can make us a proper football club again. It's going to be a long season.

Dummett was a definite positive at least. He looks like a player.

Well that was worth staying up til 5am for. Least I don't have to go deal with Chinese visa bureaucrats in a few hours