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Just waiting for the news that some poor bloke in the NUFC ticket office called Aron Purlow has been fired by that senile old twat after a few bad results.

Damn, I had it downloaded but I can't find it now, I wanted to watch it tonight.

Sorry to bump this but does anyone know if the Sir Bobby tribute that Gary Lieneker did is online anywhere?

He thinks that's how you spell seaside.

The 4-2-3-1 we have been playing is nothing like that 4-3-3. Our 4-2-3-1 is basically a 4-5-1 with about 7 defensive players.

We could have just got a non-cunt sponsor. It's just like the rapey thing, it's not hard not to sign rapists, other clubs do it all the time. We, in our time honoured tradition, just chose the company that would give us the most embarrassment, problems and general shite. We're Newcastle, that's how we roll.

JFK. Hope you dont mind being called Iron Lubblewoo for the duration of your contract though. Club must be like Taylors paradise right now.

So he's returning to Argentina two seasons ago?

Dude, we're nowhere close. There's a man Utd sponsored poster in the elevator in my building. I'll try and get a pic later. Loads of Chelsea and City popping up too.

What is it with us and rape?

They don't want Ruddy because they think he might become the next great keeper, they just recognise that they need a few English to meet all the various home-grown rules, and 2nd choice goalkeepers are prime candidates for such positions. Ross Turnbull, Stuart Taylor, etc etc. The point is he could go somewhere and get games but instead they'll flash the cash at him, stick him on the bench at best and it's just another potentially decent player who's lost a couple of years of his development.

That's a shocking kit like.

This trend of the money clubs just buying loads of decent young players and pretty much leaving them to rot is getting annoying.

Fuck me you're good Ian. If you can find a bright spot in this clusterfuck then your powers of optimism far exceed even my expectations.

I'd love us to have a bunch of glory hunting fans. What drives Man Utd and Liverpools huge revenues isn't mancs or scousers, it's those glory fans that everyone is so happy to denigrate. Chelsea and Man City are growing in global stature with their success and people all over the world are starting to support them. Hell, some of the parents here are even Arsenal fans. That's the kind of profile we need if we want to play with the big boys.

I think you can do that. Well you can on Football Manager anyways Our homegrown players from January of this year: Rob Elliot Tim Krul Shola Ameobi - Nearly out of contract Dan Gosling - Selling Steve Harper - Retired James Perch - Sold Danny Simpson - Sold Ryan Taylor - Injured Steven Taylor - Linked with move away Mike Williamson - Linked with move away yeah getting Pardew's pov on wanting some English players, we'll need to sign a few just to comply with the bloody squad rules JFK is probably not aware of the homegrown rule. Dont be silly, JFK invented the homegrown rule. And the word homegrown. And garden gnomes.

Pards said he wanted some rapid players but our illiterate moron of a dof mangled his words so now were going after rapist players.

Look on the bright side, hes improving, hes no longer the most clueless twat at the club.

Mendy is a good signing but its telling that theyre not having to fight anyone else to get these other players.

The amazing thing is that it seems everybody can design a pretty sweet home shirt except the wankers who are actually responsible for designing it.

Fucking doctors put his legs back on the wrong way round.

Come stay with me in Panyu then

Pardew talking to the press lasted a long time then. Just shut up you cunt.

Ban this sick filth

Maybe someone should tell them the burning sensation they feel every transfer window is just the gonhorrea they caught from their sister.