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I heard he jumped for a header in training and eclipsed the sun over the whole of africa.

It's unlikely anywhere really, with the changing nature of management. We can hope for someone who is positive and without fear though. That's half the battle. Fuck the old boys merry go round and take a chance on someone with some passion for the game.

Hatem's up to 27 burgers, a metric tonne of fries and a diet coke. Dunno about the rest, I think he ate theirs.

The years he was here were simply the best i've ever had supporting this club. We didn't fear anyone. The football was scintillating, SJP was rocking like i've never heard, we were just fucking good. If you weren't supporting then you can't imagine it. Think of going to eastlands today and not only hoping to win but expecting to. He inspired a team and a city. He took us from the depths of relegation to division 3 to within a gnats tadger of the title. We were invincible, we were Newcastle United. I'd give my right bollock to have that again.

Aye, he knows how to force his way into the box too.

What an absolute bellend.

Would be good to see him on the training ground teaching Pardew how the game should be played.

It's nice that we're an example to other clubs of how not to do things. Gives us a bit of purpose.

We can have strikers whose surnames don't begin with a,b or c I think.

Thought he was going to be mint once.

Titus always comes across as quite a nice lad tbf, just a shame his brain tends to go missing when he steps onto a football pitch.

That's fake Guangzhou. Evergrande is the real team.

We love awkward and previously crocked players, we get them cheap.

Nice of you to speak on behalf of everyone including myself without a due consultation period. You'll be hearing from my legal team. Watch your letterbox. I'm representing Mr Stifler in this case and your accusation that he is speaking on behalf of everyone else without due canvassing or consultation is a clear defamation of his previously clean character. Watch your letterbox. well played sir. Great Stiffy owes me 7 billion Stifler pounds then (£12 to you and me)

Nice of you to speak on behalf of everyone including myself without a due consultation period. You'll be hearing from my legal team. Watch your letterbox. I'm representing Mr Stifler in this case and your accusation that he is speaking on behalf of everyone else without due canvassing or consultation is a clear defamation of his previously clean character. Watch your letterbox.

£6.5m for Mignolet is crazy, he's a very good keeper.

Probably talking about the bar, golf course etc etc

That's a proper manager.

How was it found out defensively? We lost one game and never used it again. If that's the criteria then every formation we've used in the last two seasons has been 'found out'.

You could be a mackchurian candidate. Soon as you hear the trigger word they planted you'll go on a racist rampage in search of cheesy chips and relatives to bang.

New pics released of the puma design team. http://www.stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/A77YXG.jpg

Rename this thread to 'Kits that are better than ours 2013-14 edition'

It's appaling. Away kit is shite too, can't wait to get rid of these numpties. Every year we seem to ask the same question, 'How fucking hard is it to do a simple black and white striped shirt with no shitty designer crap being tacked on to it?'

Exactly. Let's keep the good ones and add to them. This clamour to sell our better players is properly bizarre. People have been conditioned to think that's the only way we can afford to buy players.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20130529/pardew-wants-dominant-defensive-threat_2281670_3194452 Bit more season review context. Reading it back, that part's actually worse than the 6'4" thing. Has he been relying on big fellas at set pieces for us to win by more than one goal? We are Stoke man, just with a more charismatic Pulis.