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I'd hedge your bets on that one, I have a feeling the gardening jokes are going to be blooming.

Ever seen an overs market like this after 34 minutes?

Good interview. Seems like a grounded, intelligent, down to earth fella. Think he'll be a good signing to work with our group of keepers on the training field.

This feels like another sliding doors moment in our takeover saga. Just like putting that amazing run together when we were dead and buried, avoiding relegation and keeping the dream alive. If we'd have gone down then we would be looking at a very different situation right now. If we'd have got a points deduction neutering us for next season or lost Isak or Bruno due to PSR then our trajectory would be very different to what we're looking at now.

Not gonna lie, this is fucking hilarious

Remember me granda telling me about the time we managed to control our amortisation and kept our costs to earnings ratio below the required 70%. Halcyon days.

So how the fuck did we convince them to pay £35m for Anderson?

Clown shoes

I'm going to stop calling them Notts Forest in appreciation for their generosity towards us

It makes sense when you recognise that there are only 6 'member' clubs.

Everybody knew we needed a RW

Think it means Wor Buzza is having a canny Saturday

As good as he's been for us I'd let him go.

Parents will do a lot to shut up an annoying kid.

He's Liverpool, mate.

Mike. Don't forget Mike.

Maybe the fire at SJP ignites an underground coal seam and blows up the planet.

We're not all gonna die then, max 52k would plus whoever happens to be working there.

Do we all die in SJP or are these separate incidents? Like is there some kind of nuclear armageddon after the fire?

Would be pure Newcastle to be taken over by the Saudis just as they go skint

No real difference between them, one's just colder.

Hope this leaves Everton screwed for FFP.

Cos we'll have just won the quadruple and be favourites to win everything and be the biggest cloob in the world by then.

Tax free too afaik. Rinse them for 200k a week on a two year contract and you're looking at a cool £20mil. Not a bad retirement fund.

Millions and millions of pounds and a life of absolute luxury wanting for nothing is a hell of a consolation prize