Loki679

I'm not sure 30+ PL players is the profile we should be targeting for consistent growth.

Would make sense to rotate Joe, Tonali, Bruno and Miley for those positions to keep everyone fit and rested. One of them can swap in for Woltemade when he needs a rest. Could really use another striker if we're going to play like that though.

Big Joe I reckon would be in the move on bucket. Love the bloke and he's been an absolute warrior for us but I think his time is coming to an end and best that we shift him to Saudi for a well deserved retirement payday and a few quid for us. Elanga and Ramsey I'd be tempted to just shift them for whatever we can get and start over. Not the profile of player we needed.

Wouldn't a penis measuring competition be testing who is the best at measuring penises rather than the length of the penis? It would be a penis length competition if you're going for a winner in some metric of metres. Unless you're measuring who can measure the most penis length in a given amount of time I suppose.

Is he dead, like?

That's Hubert Eric Robert van Dazzlabund-Herpes the third to you, peasant.

I think we've all done that.

I think the 'reasonable timeframe' ship has sailed.

They would have massive babies. Like Jack and the Beanstalk time.

We generally look for physios who do it the other way afaik.

Username checks out

We dropped off, we stopped running beyond the ball. It was just passive until it went to 2-2 which was too late.

Second half we were shit.

We dropped back 10 yards in the second half and had nobody running beyond the ball when we did have it.

Play it across ffs!!!!!!

It was inevitable. First half we had people making runs forward to support the attack, second half they're all staying in position.

We're gonna lose this. We've sat back.

How the fuck is that not a penalty?

Schar actually makes a big difference in how we play. So good on the ball.

Dr. Spaceman does too.

Benito Carbone must be spinning in his (I assume) pizza lined grave.

Just no more 'PL proven' signings please. Absolute pile of shite that is.

He just seems like another nothing midfielder. Decent to good at most aspects but doesn't excel at anything at doesn't really have a specialised role. Willock mk.2 basically.