1964

Or the great north run for blankets

Arnie will be back before those two

Mt Rushmarra

I think he's getting over-hyped if I'm being honest. He's a promising talent at 17 and does the basics really well but we won't know how good he'll be for a few years. He needs to fill out and currently seems a bit one paced Hopefully the limelight won't change him, it doesn't look like it will so encouraging signs but every time he farts the commentary is how nice if smells

And we've been so great away from home....?

Itv i think

Which clubs fans get to be the first to sing.. He fucked you off He fucked you off He fucked you Jurgen fucked you off The meltdown will be epic

I'm bored shitless already with the hand-wringing angst, like someone has died. The last game of the season will be akin to the death of Stalin in its forced professional mourning

It'll be great when they're both back with Barnes running the channels and Tonali running the tote

Have they mentioned klopp as a potential next manager given he'll be free at the end of the season and how he might relish taking over a sleeping giant with the best supporters in the world?

Apart from to city

I think it's a female ballbag which feels like a contradiction

thank fuck for that didn't look at the date, thought we'd gone insane

Has the world gone even more bonkers? Get rid, sign new deal

Tonali was also playing knowing he had a gambling problem which must have affected him, possibly even knowing it was coming out

Are we sure it's not his daughter?

If the rumours about Wilson are true Milan will have to bring in sub contractors for the medical department

Sad if he goes, especially for the manufacturers of balloons for dogs to chase I actually think we would miss his energy

That's a phrase you don't hear often outside the niche adult film industry

Been the same since 2013 I think, which is ridiculous

Announcement, Bruno took a shit, no link to Sunderland thus far

Have they said we've spat on Howe yet

Are we just ignoring the fact that we can't spend money as outlined by Eales last week or are we doing the classic forum thing of thinking he's bluffing and we've got billions

Sounds like a euphemism for over-vigorous bum fun

That gap we seem to have between the midfield and defence when Jo is out, is Foden's playground I'm afraid