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Nah mate the fa have clarified that it's the day before the game, there was some noise that it was before the round of games but it isnt

That's cos he'll spill monkey blood for the cause

Gets a 99 on football manager

Surely to fuck he hasn't come over on the train ..... has he?

Yeah point taken but this is not a risk, most others would be

Some of the responses man! Worst bargaining position ever, worst time to buy anyone, nearly bottom of the league. He is exactly the type of centre forward player we need. Who else? That 19 year old French guy, who hasn't kicked a ball in the premiership, for more money We need players to keep us up

Is it though, as you say if it keeps us up its shrewd business

We're resigning Marc Hottiger!

Would he be our first player whose surname is a palindrome?

I'd love to know what 'advanced talks' translates into No bid yet but we're using language with more than 3 syllables...... but when you do make a bid we'll likely knock it back

Makes crouch look like the incredible hulk, needs some stotties down his neck

Never got that analogy, he hung in the air for days didn't he?

People need to remember we are in the shittiest bargaining position ever. Desperate and cash rich, selling clubs aren't looking to do us a favour, they have their own problems and want as much money as possible. Of course we are getting fucked about, we would do the same, we need some perspective and context, it's the 10th of January and we are 3 points from being out of the bottom 3

Against us? Who couldn't score against a 3rd division side?

Not a chance burnley are selling him to us

In typical Newcastle fashion we're getting a new manager slump

Looks like he's kicking a medicine ball

Playing with probably the greatest name in football Julian Bumbullies

Ah man.... just why?

Catts for me like

Happened to me recently, they said they were sent first class on Wednesday, I got them the following Tuesday, 3 days after the game Picking them up was a doddle to be fair

We need to stop thinking their reaction is rational and open to reasonable challenge, it really isn't

And if he's dead then prop his coffin up in the dugout, only fair

We need to recreate the exact weather conditions as well, it's only fair if its originally a cold windy Tuesday then the replay should be the same

Imagine spending your waking hours pretending you would rather be them tho. Must be emotionally draining for them, literally can't drop the mask.... ever