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Seems to happen with nouns beginning with 'A' for some unknown reason. Going to the Asda, the Aldi etc. Never the sainsburys or the Tesco

It's telling that we announce when Willock is actually fit

Unimaginable, you're amazing to be able to express yourself Heron

Not if we howk them to buggery, like we did last time at the Stadium of Walkers

A Minteh assist would be something we could complain about to be fair

Still thoroughly enjoying Paelladyce

How quickly this will be forgotten, unfortunately

Fucking genius that mind

Tonali plays his gest game in the shirt and is benched

Tonali benefitted from Bruno not playing

Confidence in front of goal was all that wss lacking. We could have scored 4 and it wouldn't have been harsh

Thank fuck for that, you seem a reasonable guy and despising you would not have sat well

Had on there Froggy, this has probably been covered before but are you from Newcastle supporting Man Utd?

They are fucking shite btw

Tonali was their best player second half, I know we want him to be the second coming but I'd settle for a first time decent pass

Can you two stop having intellectual discourse. Rumour,counter-rumour and baseless conspiracies are what keeps this board real........

Fucking hell, has he been vacuum sealed?

If by shit you mean life changing for the average man, then yeah

It was never a red to be fair

That's not in the spirit of the game, the x has to be in the shot

We need a dodgy city pen

Arteta's meltdown should be epic and lengthy. I'm guessing a 3 month dummy-spit of Trumpian proportions

This habit he's got into of scooping the ball away is infuriating

We're finally getting what we deserve this season

It's not irrational at all, it's like a phrase from the age of steam