Chicken Dancer

That game was horrendous, but there’s been plenty since just as bad (almost certainly worse).

Best manager on the planet at the moment, but also came across as a right prick this season. Mask slips when they don’t win, expect him to a happy bunny in his interview today.

He’s just said we were fine until 75th minute and Leeds were ‘perhaps’ the better side lying to yourself is a bad sign you sick pig.

Unfortunately how I’ve felt for 18 months. Tried my very best this season, but Bruce makes it 10x worse.

Loves dusting things down does Brucie.

They make Rangers shirts this season. Pretty smart to be fair.

This. Type of game this fucker wins late on 1-0 with 32% possession and 3 shots target. Everton to have 72 shots, 55 on target. The rest hitting the bar. All hail King Bruce.

Genuinely hope he is involved in a chip pan fire. Fuck sake

Not only is the cunt a fucking horrible, stinking gravy stain on our good name, he's also the jammiest fraud to ever be christened with the title 'manager' (or Head Coach in this instance). I'll celebrate his departure as much as Ashley's, that's for sure. Fuck Bruce.

I've gone even further. Couldn't care less about the result. I can't celebrate a win and a loss is easy to shrug off. Now if fans were back in the stands I'd feel different. One to see Bruce cry and two to see fans suffer for paying to watch that shite. Exactly this. Winning/losing feels like nothing these days. Although I am enjoying watching a lot of football purely as a neutral now, usually have a preference due our league position etc, but couldn't give less of a shit these days.

Fuck Liverpool and fuck Celtic. Good start to the day.

Not shocking at all to be fair. Both are cunts but the level of entitlement from Liverpool fans is staggering. I completely 'get' that they are a huge club with fans across the world, but until fairly recently (apart from the odd flirtation with Benitez and Rodgers) they have been relatively shit. They can get fucked, can't stand them and their whole 'scouse not English' shit they spout none stop. Utter, despicable cunts. Man Utd can fuck off as well. Always have and always will be wankers.

Hope getting that off your chest has made you feel better. I actually do glad to see I’m not the only one as well, mind. Glad/hope people relate so I know it isn’t just me

Think I’ve posted before about this (not looking for sympathy) but I really have struggled mentally past 18/24 months and I actually attribute a lot of that of losing NUFC (amongst other things). Packing in my season ticket killed me man, was such a class day with family and friends. I gave it all up. Didn’t follow transfer news, just cut it out completely. As soon as I saw Bruce in China I packed in my ticket and watched from afar, sometimes actually revelling when NUFC lost. I felt rank. I missed it. Didn’t want to admit to myself, but I fucking missed it. Checking Twitter/Newsnow/NO, having a pint watching us away from home on a Sunday afternoon. 8am bus trips on a piss-soaked bus. But I just hate what we’d become. This isn’t the club I fell in love with. It had sort of happened before under Pardew and then Carver. But not like this. Benitez gave me everything I wanted, but mainly hope. I could see where we were heading. Then 4/5 months with Almiron/Perez/Rondon were fucking class and I won’t have anyone tell me otherwise. Let the lazy cunt pundits trudge their ‘Rafa parks the bus’ shit, I fucking loved that period. So jealous of Leeds because it seems so similar with Bielsa. The whole city behind him, fucking class. Then you have Steve Bruce - literally the polar opposite. I can’t stand him. For my son, I thought I’ll give this season a go. I’ve watched every game so far and nothing has changed. I still don’t feel anything or get any joy when they score. I’ve finally worked out it’s that fucking useless prick in the dugout. Watching his journo mates lick his arse. He’s fucking obsessed with Benitez. His anti-football. He’s a fucking stain on the good name of Newcastle United and he suits his employer down to the ground. Fuck this cheap, horrible, disgusting excuse of NUFC. I hope it crashes and burns. Hopefully one day we get it back.

It’s got to be said that despite all the optimism that this prospective takeover has brought, the infighting between fans on social media has been disgusting. Some of those who kept tickets have (mainly) acted like complete and utter arseholes when it’s been mentioned that those who left/boycotted should be ‘allowed’ back. I agree the fairest thing to do is general sale but the comments I’ve seen are downright insulting. The fact many believe those who jacked in done so because NUFC were ‘shit’ - completely ignoring most would have kept their tickets twice in the Championship. There was me believing we would finally have a united fanbase once more. It’s a massive shame what Ashley has done to the mentality of us.

Used to piss me off that on Google Maps/taking a photo on iPhone it would always have the location as 'Sports Direct Arena'. Utterly rank. Can't wait for the fat fuck to disappear/pop.

Gosforth I think, but not 100%. which part of him isnt? FFS

This and Goodison the worst grounds for a view I think. Spent 90 minutes behind a pole at both. Palace's little area outside, a bit like a terrace - is very decent though. Also, despite the view I much prefer them sort of grounds to the likes of Wigan/Bolton etc. Bit of a throwback.

Gosforth I think, but not 100%.

Used to fucking love it up there, especially in the Championship and first season back up (6-0,5-1,4-4). Some of my happy memories from the past 13 miserable years were spent up there. Absolutely class.

Not necessarily a game today but watching back the Ajax v Spurs semi final on BT, I’d fucking love Pochettino actually.

- being found guilty twice in court for being twats - Sports Direct Arena - club shop absolutely desolated - making die hard fans turn away from something they love - Alan Pardew - Joe Kinnear x 2 - Yohan Kebab/Charlie Insomnia - 'what Rafa wants, Rafa gets' yet completing doing the opposite - whiteying in a fireplace - getting rid of the singing section as they were nasty about him

I rang up a few months ago to try and sort one for the lads for a day out. It was too expensive for us though. The figure I was quoted for a one off game was £350pp +VAT. There are 8, 10 and 12 seat boxes. I think they’ve got 6 or 7 not paid up for the season. So about 80k GBP for a season for 10 people.... Yikes!! 4200GBP per match inc the VAT. What does having a box actually entail? Is the food/drink included? I'd be fairly tempted if so, and if I couldn't get one in a 'normal' area. Not sure my son would enjoy it as much like. Also, Platinum Club, how much are season tickets in there does anyone know?

I feel your pain. I really struggled this past 9 months and not having the escape of the match left a huge void. I was offered a free ticket but I just couldn’t do it. Good post.

Ffs been a long day at the office (dining table) relentlessly refreshing this forum and Twitter.