Chicken Dancer

Tbf it would have made it 2-2 at the time wouldn't it? Change in momentum etc.

I don't mind Sunderland fans to be honest. The ones from round mine are all decent lads, hold a really strong hate of anything Newcastle related like. I do agree with hating mackems though. Theyre a hideous breed. The accent is absolutely horrendous. Has to be the worst in Britain, ahead of the Brummie accent. Rancid.

Over the moon if Woodman has fucked off. Odious fat cunt.

Doubt we'll be playing Bigi, Lascelles, Satka and Ferguson against Soton. Settle yaself down man. No, but Williamson and/or Taylor will. Which is worse?

Sissoko right wing man. Just no.

Sissoko better be nowhere near the wing.

That was brilliant. Much better than previous years when there's been absolutely nowt.

Cannavaro is such a cool bloke.

He was starting CM some games man. The previous set up was such a shambles.

More excited about this signing than the previous two to be honest. Out of the three he's the only one I havnt seen play either

MYM was shifted to right back as soon as Coloccini was fit, and then to the bench when Debuchy was back despite performing well. I have absolutely no doubt that under a different manager he would have become a very good PL centre half. Also, I seem to remember an away Europa league game when they were together (Colo and MYM) and they were fine. It definitely would not have worked long term but they definitely were not terrible in every game they played together by all means. There was probably only a handful.

Apparently asked to be left out of today's game ahead of move here. Craig Hope on twitter.

Desperately need a winger, especially if he is persisting with Sissoko wide right. For all Sissoko does some daft things sometimes he is absolutely wasted on the right.

Would have liked him to have had a full pre season under his belt. Shame, but confident he will improve this season.

Phew. Still heartbroken BT Sport managed to get the Champions League.

Premiership Winners: Chelsea Runners Up: Man Utd 3rd-6th: City, Arsenal, Spurs, Everton Relegation: Bournemouth, Sunderland, Norwich Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Southampton/Liverpool Top Goal Scorer: Diego Costa Break Out Year: Ibe/Shaw (know he's already 'broke out' but think he will do well this year) Season to Forget: Falcao PFA Player of the Year: Hazard PFA Young Player of the Year: maybe Shaw Manager of the Year: Martinez First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Rodgers Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Perez How will we do in the cup competitions?: FA Cup 5th round, League cup Quarters How will we do in the derby games?: lose away. home draw Domestic Championship Promotion: Hull, Boro, Brentford Championship Relegation: Rotherham ands ? League One Promotion: Wigan, Sheff Utd, ? League One Relegation: ? League Two Promotion: ? League Two Relegation: ? FA Cup: Man Utd League Cup: Spurs Johnstone's Paint Trophy: no idea Europe La Liga winner: Barca Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Chelsea Europa League winner: probably Sevilla World Player of the Year: Messi Other: How will Bournemouth fair in their first outing in the Premier League: relegation When will Crystal Palace fans start to resent Alan Pardew: they won't but cracks will show after Xmas How many goals will Balotelli score this season: 8 How will De Jong get injured this season: collapsed kidney

Did Sky manage to keep La Liga next season? Be absolutely devastated if not.

Really, really hope not. Looking forward to watching Sissoko under proper management.

Would love us to have a player who would grab the game by the scruff of it's neck, proper old fashioned captain like Keane or even Gerrard. Sissoko has the physique to be an absolute monster but he is a proper pansy. Currently Janmaat most likely, although it will be Coloccini I would wager. Nolan was a mint captain. You want a captain who will be in the refs lug all game. PS need this avatar changed ASAP

Sure on FM his favoured club was actually Newcastle on 14. Always wondered why.

Sissoko right win man, no way. Can't wait Williamson fucks off too.

Never noticed how good looking Janmaat actually is.

What's the big deal with having options in the squad like? I realise it isn't a priority but the more talent, the better really. Obviously CM is not a priority but competition is healthy, especially when you are improving the squad with better players. That and it will give everyone a lift, including the players.

Shame it looks like Steele isn't coming in. Want rid of Woodman as soon as possible.

Convinced he signed a 6 year deal in 2013 like.