Chicken Dancer

What a load of shite that telegraph article is. Says he will be given till November yet also says there is a suspicion the men are in a compensation stand off. Basically they know as much as us. I still think if we get beat on Saturday that could be it, although I did think that at the end last night.

Why? Surely if they were going to do it, they would just do it. Theres no turning this round, ever.

On a completely irrelevant note, did I imagine Ashley losing a bit weight a couple of years ago? Looks like he's back on the butter.

Even if we lose to Swansea as well apparently. This is a joke now.

Perfect opportunity as well, caretaker in for Swansea, players get a lift hopefully a result then a 2 week break before a decent home game for a new manager. Just fuck off.

Job safe. Sky sports news breaking news. Fuck off.

Yep. Pardew will have to walk right passed our lot tonight. Be a shame if something caught him in the face, like a can of coke.

Pardew banned him from the ground?

Hope you ended the conversation by slapping him and asking if there was anything between his ears.

did you report him? Yes, about the 20th I've reported the fucker thought and his accounts still going. Madness.

Felt wrong to post this in the Jonas thread, but that little mackem cunt Mitchell Chapman been taking the piss out of Gutierrez on twitter. 3rd time he's done it now, surely he's due a heavy dose of tramadol to finish the cunt off.

Absolutely gutted. Top bloke, treat like shit but always gave everything. Speedy recovery, Spider-Man

Incredibly he's still better than the only alternative. Correct. Which makes the MYM decision even more baffling. Fair enough he didn't exactly set the world alight but he's clearly a confidence player. Him and Williamson actually looked half decent on that 4 game run last season, only for Pardew to drop him for Coloccini for no apparent reason. Clearly the dressing room is full of his little minions, with 'Willo', Coloccini the coward and Carver the cunt being the main ones clearly. Oh yeah, let's not forget that fat fucking waste of oxygen Elliot.

Can't believe we still have fans who defend Williamson, the blokes a fucking liability who has been shown up time and time again. I suppose our 'captain' isn't helping but Williamson should be nowhere near a Premier League team, he's fucking shit.

"Invariably, the supposedly more difficult characters (Arnautovic) give you that spark that can change games, so you have to understand their issues, if they have issues, work around them and get the best out of them - that's what I try to do and my staff try to do. "It's fair to say he came with a little bit of baggage, but we were probably exactly what he needed to get out of the environment he found himself in. German football, maybe because of a few episodes there, hadn't taken too kindly to him. "He's come into an environment that appreciates him, appreciates what he can do for the team, and his personality is different and players enjoy being around him. "It's not easy to come in and have an impact, certainly as a creative player. It's easier for defensive-minded players. When you are a creative player the onus is on you to win games and that's more difficult, but once he's got to grips with it, the second half of the season has been good for the team and good for him. In terms of his ability to cross on the run, he's one of the best I've seen." Mark Hughes quote after we played them last season, on Arnautovic. Now I don't like the bloke at all, but that is how players like Arnautovic and Ben Arfa should be managed. Pardew is terrible tactically, but his man management is disgusting. His ego is so big yet he's done nothing in his life or career to warrant it. Just a horrible prick, hopefully he's squirming in the comfort of the dugout next home game.

Any way of viewing the full article without signing up? Tight fisted bastard I know.

What did he do at Wembley? Bit too young to remember.

I'm fucked because she has no sense of humour. She's probably already told her family man. She will have a dress picked out I know for a fact.

Told my lass I would propose when he leaves. So tbh, as much as I hate the c***, complete mixed feelings because she's the type of nutcase who will hold me to it, even thought I said it pissed after the Palace game obviously in jest.

Steven Taylor?

Open letter given to Ryder, thanks to the fans etc.

To the tune of Don't sell Cabaye; Please sack Pardew, Alan Pardew I just don't think you understand. That if you sack Pardew, Alan Pardew, You're going to have a party on your hands. Simple and effective.

Watching clips of that Cardiff atmosphere now. Hull just needs to be like that, but it won't though. If he can't be sacked make the cunt walk. I would take a Souness/Allardyce double team over this utter mong.

Hull game needs to be like Cardiff. It's a must. Fucking coward will hide in his dugout and squirm.

He needs a good hiding that odious little cunt. Think he said be hopes they have a disabled kid. Absolute wanker.