Chicken Dancer

Yarmelenko would be class.

He is an utter cunt, and a limited footballer. But I feel like we do have some kind of affiliation with him, genuinely think Newcastle means a lot to him. At the talk in he talked of living up here when he retires. Seriously hope he does well over there, he probably should have left England when he left us. Oh, and no matter how entertaining he is, he needs to delete Twitter.

Always thought Given was a cracking shot stopper, but an average keeper. Definitely a period maybe 02/03? Can't remember exactly but I recall a lot of fans actually would have preferred it if Harper was the number 1. Shame the way Harper's career has gone actually.

Just to clarify, the reason the security fella threatened to have me arrested was because I was wearing a Newcastle shirt. They definatley used to have no football fan policy which was why the club coach trips always went Dover to Calais. Don't say that man. I'd be wounded. 22 of us booked on, fucking buzzing for it.

9th

God knows, I've been told you can get the ferry from Hull though. Not sure how true it is.

Brugge man, going to be thousands of us. Birmingham took a few I think, so we will. Can't wait!

Didn't Birmingham take like 6000 to Brugge last year? Would love that like.

Bang on.

Means nowt I suppose, was suspended on joining us the other day. Still think he'll go there though. I've found myself in a funny position, from originally not wanting him near SJP, to toying with the idea to thinking that we better get this plank in else the window has been a failure Obviously exaggerating but I've definitely come round to the idea. Maybe but considering we were favourites yesterday there's obviously been a lot of money going down. Whether it's well-informed money remains to be seen. True, we'll have to wait and see. Can't believe I'd be pretty gutted if he went there

Means nowt I suppose, was suspended on joining us the other day. Still think he'll go there though. I've found myself in a funny position, from originally not wanting him near SJP, to toying with the idea to thinking that we better get this plank in else the window has been a failure Obviously exaggerating but I've definitely come round to the idea.

Reckon he'll go West Ham now, there move is financially better for Liverpool, and Carroll will probably just think fuck it, I'm away.

Talking about deal everyone knows about: check Extremely tenuous link to club: check Mentions transfers they knew about in advance (but failed to tell anyone at the time): check Seems legit. Exactly. Same kind of crack as the fountain of knowledge, big Colin. Guesswork based on rumours, hoping it happens so they can say 'see a told you, eee am a football itk me' .

Absolutely bang on. You're right, no one is asking us to pay millions for superstars, just a bit ambition ffs. I think everyone supports Ashley's model to a certain extent, I mean look at the fucking clip of QPR etc. But when we (according to reports, paper won't refuse ink and all that) seemingly are to miss out on Debuchy for the sake of a million, its very frustrating. A signing like Debuchy, a French international who shone at the Euro's would have give not only the fans a lift, but the players too. Who's to say the likes of Coloccini, Cabaye, Krul etc aren't having their say behind the scenes? I'm not saying last season was a fluke, because we were fantastic in bursts. But there is no way Chelsea will be that poor again. Just look at how they have addressed their league position. I know we haven't got a Billionaire Russian like a kid in a sweet shop, but every year, no matter where you finish you should look to improve. Aim higher, because you never know what can happen. It looks as though Ashley etc are hoping for the same again this season, hopefully the team can somehow squeeze a top 6 finish and their model is the fucking dogs bollocks again, until deadline day comes around and everyone starts to squirm. I can't see us getting top 6, that's not being negative either. I love the team, love Pardew and his staff, but to ask them to challenge on 4 fronts with the squad we've got would be nothing but unfair.

Definitely going to the wire this. Clear he will only leave to come here, as someone's already said in the thread, it's who breaks first. Won't be us, that's for sure.

http://i1.cdnds.net/08/11/w550_gsff_ryan_giggs.jpg :lol:

Yeah but I mean when the likes of Ryder were tweeting this afternoon, it was about a deal not being on the table, which to me sounds like fuck all is going to happen and the deal is dead. But reading the rest implies that it isn't dead, at all.

So basically, the small linked quotes that we got this afternoon now make little sense . I mean little sense in the way they were put out to us, that the deal was more or less dead. When they're expanded and the rest come out, it looks as Pardew thinks we have a chance?

I couldn't go to the pictures alone like Reckon I'd look suspicious as fuck, James Holmes ish.

What's annoying is the fact we've essentially lost 3 first team players and signed 1, and I wouldn't say our squad was big in the first place. Considering we're going to be challenging in 4 competetions, it doesn't look good I'm afraid.

Leicester, QPR, Reading, Sunderland, Watford, West Ham, Kilmarnock, Hibernian. £20 returns £224.72

Be funny if we hoyed in a poxy bid and the other club accepted it. Dekka would shit himself.

Ah my bad, just near the top of my twitter feed when I went on it. You're still quick as fuck.

Well maybe Carroll could be considered a plan B, after De Jong?

Dave, you are actually quick as fuck like. Nothing gets past you.