Chicken Dancer

England, Stoke, Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal is 15/2. I think that's unreal.

Simpson v Bale fucking terrifies me tbh.

They are nowt special Liverpool man, watched them 4 times this season, Mackems, Arsenal (ish), Everton and Spurs. Were ok against Arsenal, and the majority of the Everton game was against 10 men and they wern't superb or anything. I fucking hate Suarez, the little cheating pillock. It's the teeth I think, or the fact he waves his arm whilst falling to the floor which probably takes some doing to be fair. He's good but a right little bastard.

2 goals tonight. In for Obertan against Spurs please.

What exactly shocks them? The pink seats or being able to hear Brewcey's big lesbian mouth from the touchline due to the home fans being dull as fuck?

Mind, we're shaking at the thought of walking past a few yobs singing 'WE ARE SUNLAN' in their Air Max and Stripy jumpers. Infact im worrying now.

Ah I liked Emre, thought him and Parker had potential until Roeder tried to swap their roles round.

As a team and squad the only ones better than us in the PL are Chelsea and the Manchester Squad. Gordon, Sess and Richardson would all easily get a game for the vast majority of the premier league I dont like comparing us to the mags. We can not be compared, we stand as an instituion which represents the positive aspects of Britain and humanity. The are an insidious sect who do nothing but obsess over us and oppose our every move. Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=631568&page=9#ixzz1ZfLsGjFG We all know the wank over Gordon and Sessegnon, but fucking Richardson!?

When I see the words Sports Direct now I just feel angry. Look at our beautiful stadium man. Gut wrenching.

Well Man Utd were 1/250 at 2-0 on Sky Bet, so God knows!

Coloccini next, then Krul and we're set!

If we can get 5 points from the next 3 games I'd be happy, 6/7 delighted.

I like how they think we're a long ball team. I think to be honest under Pardew the football has improved, and we play depending on the game, givign us a plan A, B, C.

Everyone thinks Coloccini is shit. Especially Man Utd fans and Mackems. Think he is starting to get noticed in the national press mind.

Met Santon in Perdu last night. Can't speak a word of the queens but his pal reckons he's back next weekend.

Wish I had NUFCtv now like.

Any idea what kind of attendance we will be expecting? No excuse why we can't reach 47/48k IMO.

Would be a massive boost for the crowd and himself of he was involved like.

Got a horrible feeling about this and I don't like it one bit. These arseholes always seem to beat us, then again so did Fulham and we beat them. Hopefully we've turned a corner and actually starting winning the games you should be looking to win. Same team as Villa is fine with me, would have liked to have seen Marveaux start but to have him and Ben Arfa as options from the bench is very pleasing indeed!

If he's so sick there, I could see him taking a wage cut personally. Despite probably being motivated by the lifestyle and money (who wouldn't though) the lad clearly loves this club and this city. His family, girlfriend and probably best mates are from and all will reside in and around the city. Not forgetting he will have an ego, if he could be the main man again in 'his' city, he'd be back in a flash. And I would certainly take him.

My mate works the boxes at SJP and his family members were saying the exact same thing at the Fulham game, can't settle at all apparently.

I actually rate Jonas as one of our most important players. Runs and runs all game and wins many free kickis in dangerous positions. I would seriously give him a blast on the right, didnt he play there against Man U and Bolton in the early games of the 08/09 season? I was convinced we were going to come about 6th after that mind . A front 4 of Jonas,Ben Arfa, Marveaux and Ba with Cabaye and Tiote behind them is very exciting. Then we have the likes of Obertan, Best, Gosling, Vuckic and Sammy to use from the bench to change the game.

Curious as to why Man Utd keep singing 'Viva Ronaldo'. Fair enough if he was retired or something, just weird that's all.

Were they on SSN? I left the room for 2 f***ing minutes! Schoolboy error. Tell me about it, convinced myself they wouldn't be on till at least 11. Regretting this Tea/Toast combination now.

Were they on SSN? I left the room for 2 fucking minutes!