Chicken Dancer

Elliot Santon Coloccini Perch Ferguson Marveaux Gosling Tiote Jonas Ben Arfa Shola

Apparently all the press will be reporting it in the morning. Bet it is an anti climax.

Funny how stuff like that always seems to emerge, like the Stadium of Shite's postcode being 51 or something.

Can't see an incoming deal being announced like, just wouldn't make sense. If we announce Maiga is joining in Jan, what would himself and Sochaux get out of it? A load of greef from their fans until January is about it.

What like when we came a respectable 12th on our return to the top flight with our inspirational captain notching 12 from midfield?

They worship O'Shea and Brown, but what they fail to realise (correct me if I am wrong) that they will both be earning what, £40,50k a week? On 4/5 year deals too. What motivation are they going to have if they go a goal down? Fair enough, they have came from a winning team, but that's all they have every known since probably their youth. Bad signings in my honest opinion, I wouldn't have had either.

I actually don't understand Mackems. I've been brought up, worked with and for numerous Mackems, but still can't understand them. It's like they have a chip on their shoulder about the attention we got in the nineties, and it's still hurting them now. Every player we sign is shit, none of our players would get in their team no matter how good they do or how much praise they get from the 'magedia'. I know there is the rivalry aspect, but I am open to admitting when they make a good signing, or play well. All I have got so far is that we are so lucky with the start we have had. I don't get that either...so if we get beat off the Manchester clubs does that make our start lucky? Or have we just beat the teams in our 'group' so to speak? They just need to accept that they will forever be shit, bordering on mediocre and we can all enjoy our football.

Your avatar upsets me. There. It's nowhere NEAR as good, but it'll do. When you change it, i'll pounce! Your's is probably better now

I didn't know you had it I just find him smecxy. I appriciate the fact you love Yohan too! Especially his body, I'm dreamy eyed thinking of it...

lol u mad bro? A bit aye!

Your avatar upsets me.

woah woah woah, iheartthetoons. Your avatar!?!?!?!

A few people laughed at me at first as well! I mean I know the season is still young, but at the minute it is looking good.

I'll go a quid with you. Every goal Ba scores more than Carroll and I'll make it a quid a goal. You can give me a quid for every goal Carroll finishes ahead. (prem only) So far I owe you a quid and you owe me a fiver ?

Beats, nice

Pardew will start Shola in this like.

You also worship Ameobi. Do you become emotionally attached to all the players? The guy is awful. If we need squad depth we should be doing it with youngsters who have something to prove. I don't see how he is awful like, he was quality in the second half of the Championship season and has been unlucky with injuries. Comes in for a lot of stick after WBA away (very cowardly how he went off, mind), not a World beater but a good squad filler. Although, I agree for his own career he should probably move on. I'd be comfortable with Cabaye, Tiote, Abeid and Gosling as our Cental Midfielders.

My brother is 14 and he is about 5'1/2 maybe, and all his mates are the same Imagine someone like that in goal.

I honestly think they will draw on Sunday you know, I just have one of them feelings about a result. Everyone expecting them to get smashed and that.

Getting free tickets from Paddy Power for their next home game (Villa) if they place a £10 bet

I reckon that cheating bloke looks like a Mackem, just one of them faces. Like Micky Gray kinda thing.

He's class at pens but I still shit myself everytime he takes one .

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6057/406971472.jpg Yes, that's real. Jesus fucking Christ.

Hope some well off bastard buys them like.

We will probably be unchanged like, but if there is any changes i would probably be Santon in at Left Back with either Simpson/Raylor at Right Back. Can't see it though.