Smal

Right wing

He's so small minded and simple

definitely won't be though, let's face it. He'll always be here

Simpson is immune from all illnesses, as well as injuries. He will never be displaced

4 is my favourite, comrades! Seriously though, 2 or 6 are my faves. Probably 6

He'd be better there than Obertan or Taylor, no doubt. He is a different player to Barton though, obviously. At least DG can perform well in central midfield, something that JB rarely managed

The best way for it to work imo would be to play Guthrie on the right of the central midfield three (Cabaye-Tioté-Guthrie), with Jonás on the left and Hatem on the right of a front three. When we don't have the ball, Jonás slots into left midfield and Guthrie slides over to the right to protect the right back, rather than Ben Arfa, who's creativity we should really be making the most of by just letting him go and do what he does. There's a lot of graft in a midfield containing Jonás, Cabaye, Tioté and Guthrie

We've barely even tried anything other than 4-4-2 though, so how do you know? By your own admission you think Ba will score less goals in that system. We simply can't afford that. But my idea was to make up for that by getting Cabaye to play like Lampard and Ben Arfa like 2008 Messi

We've barely even tried anything other than 4-4-2 though, so how do you know?

My favourite toon player atm. Definitely should play in a three when we have Tioté back. At least in some games. Ba is perfectly capable of playing up front on his own. He may not get as many goals, but we should control games a lot better. Hatem should chip in with a few goals if we play: Ba Jonás HBA Guthrie Cabaye Tioté With the standard back four. Cabaye should get forward and score a few more playing like that, too

Who's that? Danny Graham?

If we had better players, I'm sure he'd release the ball earlier. I certainly wouldn't want to pass to Shola

Ashley Williams?

Krul - 6. Needs to just pass it to the full back more. Claimed crosses well Simpson - 6. Wasn't diabolical today. Shot was poor Willo - 8. Exactly what I'd want from him. Solid, dominant in the air, simple. Colo - 7. Solid defensively, did the transitional things well. Maybe, as captain, should be calming the team down and ordering them to keep the ball better. Especially should be telling Krul what to do. Santon - 7. Got done a couple of times, but was very good going forward. Raylor - 6. Average. Wasn't noticeable, but that's probably a good thing for him. Guthrie - 8. I love this guy. Needs to play in a 3 with Tioté and Yohan. Jonás - 6. Did ok today. Worked hard, but still needs to do more creatively HBA - 6.5. Great skills and that, but he wasn't involved for the last half an hour, but that was through no fault of his own. Best - 7. Class goal, and looked good. Shola - 3. Upsetting

If you were going to be a professional footballer in the most reputable league in the world, you'd at least make the effort to not look a fat cunt . Dear me

He'll be fine, I think. Just didn't look up for it in that weather

--------Shola-------- Best----------------- ------------------HBA ----Jonás-Taylor--- -------Guthrie------- Something weird like that, isn't it? Shocking half from us, really. Good job QPR have put out what is probably the worst XI in the league this season

HE CAN't HAVE SKILLS. HE'S IRISH! Seriously though, great touch and finish from him

We deserve to be loosing

If only Colo was our manager

We look like we can't be arsed. Terrible lazy long ball tactics

QPR are playing in our lucky colours

REALLY? Who is it?

Pardew even says HBA is in good form yet he's starting Ameobi and Best. It's clear what sort of style we're going for, but it doesn't really excuse why Raylor is starting instead of HBA

Guthrie is a good player