Pixelphish

I'd like Paqueta to release an OJ style 'I did it' book.

I don't think there's a single chance Isak wouldn't have put that in his wee statement.

Hope the rancid fat cunt is devastated.

Is this the obese Irish pudding being telt?

Good luck with that dude.

Only our games and CL games minus LFC for me this season. No build up, probably muted if we're playing the cartel. Genuinely effects my mental health which I know is problematic.

Part of the frustration I think comes from the bluster of 'Being number 1' but the speed of everything they can do outside of PSR restrictions goes at an absolute snails pace. Absolutely agree with you though.

It would be peak MUFC luck so I'm fully expecting it to happen.

Has anyone ever met an Irish Everton or Man City fan?

Aye nice one Alex, mind that groin won't you. Cunt.

Perhaps Ballsack can send him the template.

I was assured the players all hate his guts.

This guys gunna be special, I can feel it.

Another round of grief porn for the Scouser.

Aye ok Alexander. I get it now.

Yasir forgot his best Parker.

I desperately hope karma comes for this man. With every fibre of my soul. Yes, hopefully just "Newcastle United can confirm Alexander Isak has joined Liverpool football club".

Aston Viloan.

Rudoni if Willock is off? I think we were linked previously and quite like the look of him if the price is right.

I need another signing immediately.

WTF

It's really fucking grating the cunts luck also falls that he avoids coming to SJP for potentially 12-18 months. Rat cunt.