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Don't mind relegating these at all. Just basically spending the whole game fouling and hoping the ref misses it. Someone is going to get injured at the rate the referee is giving out no cards. Is it just me who thought we should have had a 2nd penalty for handball? The fella brushed by Longstaff and fell over grabbing the ball.

Still laughing 2 minutes straight here.

Ayew goal. Absolutely delicious.

Haha the amount of going on there with Leon Osman as commentator. Light orange at best.

Love Burn tackling Saka and getting all angry at him lying down like a girl.

We've dominated them a bit like we did Chelsea. Problem is up front they are a lot more dangerous. Schar has been an absolute magician and by far the most effective player on the pitch, also special mention to St. Maximin who's been very good.

Christ thats shite defending. Pen unfortunately.

Was gonna make fun of Pickford there, but thats a really unfortunate deflection.

I mean I like Wood and he works hard. But a free header should be what he excels at, and it't not even surprising when he fluffs it. I genuinely think its a bigger chance if you cross it to Sterling.

Bruno has to play well now he went for that hair.

Most dislikeable team ive watched for a while

Amazing game by Pickford to be fair. Never got the hype as he always tanks against us, but doing very well for Everton today.

Both Shelvey and Willock injured?

Have to say i kind of enjoyed the ref doing this to City, happens every fricking time to us when we play them. The 3 minutes extra time and then blowing at 2:50 was pure gold.

Need 4 homegrown players for Europe. So who are the best homegrown? Longstaff x2, Anderson and a 3rd choice gk for me, woodman? Unless we buy mbabu who would count. Nothing wrong with keeping Sean right now, our midfield is good and we can use the budget on other positions.

Let them come!

Champagnefootball. Are these supposedly even close to as good as us?

Dubravka 7 Kraft 8 - Thought he had lookman in his pocket Burn 7 Schar 7 Targett 8 - Absolutely desperate to get him signed. The best and the most boring left back I've seen in a while Shelvey 6 - Thought he didnt keep up with the pace at times Joelinton 6 - Not at his best. Still terrible in front of goal Guimaraes 9 - God Willock 8 - Came on and did what we needed him to Maxi 6 - most didnt come off, poor shooting. Wood 6 - didn't notice him doing too much. Almiron 8 - his pressing created most chances in the first half. Stil think we're gonna have the same problem until we improve on the players that we won't create too much from open play. Fortunately our set-pieces are pretty damn good.

Ah that tasted good.

Thought Miggy was excellent. Fantastic pressing. Shelvey, Joelinton and Maxi not at their best. Would like to see Willock on.

Lamps Even looks like Bruce on the touchline

I mean this is the worst game of football I've seen in a while. Chris Wood has been dreadful but their striker makes him look like Pele. Favourite moment was when Shelvey tried to run the channel and lost the race of tortoise vs tortoise to Boly. I'm just gonna say it, I think Emil Krafth has been the best player on the pitch so far.

Bruno for Joe. Correct thing to do, danger of 2nd yellow here. I guess Murphy for Manq is a bit of a hail mary.

How the hell did Maxi get a yellow? I mean Joe fair enough

Tough on Bruno but that is exactly what I would have picked as well.