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With that many signings they can't be gelled well and have the partnerships we have. Our team has been trained together by Howe for ages. Can't see anything other than a win. Schar is the first name on the team-sheet for me, and since we should be superior against these I'd love us to surprise include Anderson in a fluid 4231 like we looked to be playing a few times in pre-season. Tripps - Schar - Botman - Targett Bruno - Joelinton Miggy - Anderson - Maxi Wilson Pretty much expect Willock or Longy to get the nod ahead of Anderson but I would love it.

Miggy tried to do a Ben Arfa against Bolton goal.

Sound and video! Almiron down!

Fraser/Wood/Murphy is a depressing froint three. If we get a goal it should come from a set-piece or midfield.

lol fixed but no audio, ill take it at this point

Nufctv started for anyone? Trying to figure this out whilst not being in the uk.

Anderson starting at RW against forest for me after a 40 minute scouting mission.

Matt Ritchie at left back is just absolute chaos Good hit Joelinton!

Wood picking up exactly where he left off

Fraser and Wood battling it out for the worst touch in Austria award

Really hope we get a new winger this summer.

I for one think they are doing a quality job, and Ekitike won't be the last player we lose out on. When we are not trying to get freebies like Hendrick and actually going for good, young talented players. We are going to fight it out with champion league teams regularly. We beat Milan for Botman. Some players might prefer going to lower tier clubs who have continental football too. There is nothing wrong with that but I am really happy with how they are ambitiously trying to get the right people in. I'd rather sign nobody than compromise on half-decent upgrades for too much money.

Deadline day will be very interesting I should think. A lot of teams hopefully might give up on getting the Newcastle tax.

That picture is my favourite thing that has happened for some time.

Took me an absolute age to figure out what was in this picture

Getting Eriksen in and flirting with Paqueta to be his successor when he has less time left on his contract and is more affordable would be ideal, spend fees on other positions this season.

Really enjoyed it when Ayew scored the 2nd goal and it looked like it would be Everton going down, but at least they have some fight and seemed to care a bit about staying up. Happy to send Burnley down today. The one gameplan is fouling or diving and kicking it up to Ashley Barnes who is such a wanker. We were pretty bad, and its clear that we need better quality in the frontline around Wilson, we should have had at least 2 more goals on the counter and it should have been over at 60 minutes. However missing Joelinton for a scrap like this was a bit of a blow, our tiny wingers just got bullied and we had a ref who basically ignored the rules all game. That foul when their centreback jumped into wood and bounced back was hilarious. Special mention to the referee though. He didnt have any major situations to screw up, but a prime example of a ref letting a violent team just do what they want for 90 minutes. Happens so often and there will be no consequenses for it, and it will happen many times next season. Really, really good season and I can't wait for the next one!

Don't mind relegating these at all. Just basically spending the whole game fouling and hoping the ref misses it. Someone is going to get injured at the rate the referee is giving out no cards. Is it just me who thought we should have had a 2nd penalty for handball? The fella brushed by Longstaff and fell over grabbing the ball.

Still laughing 2 minutes straight here.

Ayew goal. Absolutely delicious.

Haha the amount of going on there with Leon Osman as commentator. Light orange at best.

Love Burn tackling Saka and getting all angry at him lying down like a girl.

We've dominated them a bit like we did Chelsea. Problem is up front they are a lot more dangerous. Schar has been an absolute magician and by far the most effective player on the pitch, also special mention to St. Maximin who's been very good.

Christ thats shite defending. Pen unfortunately.

Was gonna make fun of Pickford there, but thats a really unfortunate deflection.