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Was trying for a bairn with mrs BW when that fucker rolled into town, giving up tabs, alcohol, caffeine, all forms of fun to make my swimmers work. It did the trick and he's just turned 13...unsurprisingly has never been taken to SJP. That's gonna change real soon...

I genuinely didn't think I would actively enjoy the hate coming from other clubs, and yet here I am. I have many questions and severe doubts about the new owners, as ecstatic as I am to see ashley gone, I'm very conflicted about those incoming. That's to be expected surely? But the reaction of all these cnuts who are suddenly pearl-clutching about daily life in Riyadh for (insert who the f*ck they pretend to care about today)? Nope. Not having it. Its ALL about competition. Fellow relegation strugglers have one less club to worry about. In time, the top 6 might have one more. Tough sh*t. Am I happy to be supporting a tool of the Saudi sportswashing F1/Boxing/whatever operation? Absolutely not. Am I bothered that it is pissing off the rest of the twats in the PL? Nope, they can go f*ck themselves.

We need to stick this on the fridge or something. "Put a bit of sellotape on THE FRIDGE" "It's not much of a game is it?" This is where we are now...

I haven't posted in this thread since last summer, when I threw in my cards and gave up on the whole shebang. But I've made an exception today to say you, by the way, are an absolute weapons-grade c*nt. You're welcome.

He really does.

There's only one way to find out....

Quite right, Nobody is a good dude. Thats harsh, I'm sure there's a few

Crop rotation in the 18th Century was considerably more widespread after..............? John "i didn't mean that much you stupid bloody hippy" The thread has taken a much more entertaining direction!

Holy shit, they've signed Mitchell Curry? Look out Fleetwood, your days are numbered.

we break managers for fun, moving onto top lawyers now Why does this make me actually laugh out loud!? 'For fun' ffs!

I genuinely have never known anyone, in any industry, at any level, who is so demonstrably piss-poor at his job than Lee Ryder. I would put money on the fact he woke up 5 minutes before reading Twitter, having a sweaty panic and posting this.

Have to agree with this. He’s got to the point where he offers nothing in the way of information, but just winds people up with his pathetic comments. He’s not even witty or clever with it, just cringey more than anything else. This is what I don't understand - he's clearly really poor at his job, and when he tries to deflect just how badly he's performed he just comes across as a passive-aggressive prick. If I had the same approach to my job I would've been binned a long time ago. How does he get such a free pass from his employers?

"I'll start with Bury" *stops reading, closes window* This is what happens when you stop caring and just lick the boots of those pissing on you and calling it rain. SAFC supporters did nowt for years and now their team is an insignificance and their town is falling to pieces with weekly EDL rallies. (I don't find any pleasure in that last bit, I work with plenty of decent Mackems who find it repugnant and are dismayed at what's happened to their city)

Just stay cool, man. Spray some lynx Africa and it’ll all be ok. Nah, Voodoo. Or Java Any reason to crowbar in some Partridge to lighten the mood

This is just fucking annoying now. The PL are now reminding me of Jake in Blues Brothers desperately struggling to come up with an excuse Richard Masters tonight: "I ran out of gas, I had a flat tyre, my tux didn't come back from the cleaners, a widow came in from out of town, she sent me a letter, it turned out they had a pirate channel, Qatar didn't like them, Amnesty International chipped in for some reason, some prick from the Guardian wouldn't shut the f*ck up, that sex-pest from Sky Sports did a blog, their management structure looked weird, I had to say no, IT WASN'T MY FAULT"

I don't mind the city. I just remember being down there for a friendly around 10(?... Fraser Foster howler) year ago, stayed after the game, missed our train home as we met a few 'decent' fans and had drinks, ended up getting set about by the same cunts as the night went on and more of them appeared. Understand we all have this type of fan, but it left a bitter taste, therefore, cunts the lot of them Before that I didnt give a shit about them. That was a regular thing in Leeds . Don't know if it still holds but in the 80s/90s/00s they had an above average number of compmete knacker fans and a particular dislike for us that even spread away from the football. Also we have a depot there and nowt to do with football,they are known throughout the country in our trade as being arseholes. We once stopped in Leeds for a night out after an away hammering at Man U in the 80s and the same thing happened, opposite the train station. Ended up with an image of a coin embedded on the side of my nose from some twats ring. Fucking arseholes the lot of them. We had it on a 21st, a stag doo and just a night out with a mate who was at uni there. As soon as they heard our accents you could feel the atmosphere change.. Liverpool it was just around the football, other nights were fine, but Leeds, horrid, long time ago now mind, could be different. Hope so as the city itself was ok with the best Indian deli/Lunch/Snack place ever. We had a bad one at Liverpool as well actually, we were in a bar right at the ground (arkles I think) before the game, absolutely sound, knocked us back after the game and sent us along the road to the flat iron, kind of bar that still has sawdust on the floor and the piano stops when you walk in long story short we ended up standing outside surrounded by about 20 young'ns launching bottles etc... Wasnt just us, there was a few toon fans directed to that bar. Liverpool has always been one of my most hated, and again I understand we all have prick fans, but that rubberstamped my hatred for them. Had similar in Liverpool, licked our arses till they had us massively outnumbered then it kicks off, both sides of Liverpool Red and Blue. I think Brummie said he'd had similar there and I've heard it round the country. Its just on Football days though, other nights there had been fine. Not Leeds though. As I say it was a while so hopefully not like that now. Went to Liverpool on a two week course. I've visited most cities in the uk and never felt as threatened as I did in Liverpool. Despise the place. I find that a bit mental, Liverpool in my (recent) experience is a brilliant city and with a much friendlier atmosphere on nights out than in Newcastle Same here, My work takes me to Kirkdale/Bootle in North Liverpool and everytime i'm there I couldnt have been made to feel more welcome...been taken round town several times by scouse colleagues who wanted to show off the place and Ive loved it. Its a great city.

I think in the last 45 minutes, we've restricted the very concept of football to absolutely nothing. More of the same second half....

You off to see a film like 'Don with the Wind'? then watch a bit of TV like 'Little House Don the Prairie'? Come on mackems 'Don' you take a joke? Read the small print in your Don-tract

I don't think it's an unpopular opinion, it's a fact. David Squires has forgot to be funny. It happened a long time ago.

Sources from inside Cheshunt with 100% authenticity have informed me that Brenda the tea lady wasn't able to purchase her usual ultra flow Tampax from Waitrose and is investing heavily in rolling pins and cotton wool. This deal may put an end to her homemade scones being the flavour of the day amongst the Spurs reserve team squad. Does anyone find shit like this funny? Seriously, anyone? Yeah me. Fair enough! Sorry, I'm an irritable c*nt right now

Sources from inside Cheshunt with 100% authenticity have informed me that Brenda the tea lady wasn't able to purchase her usual ultra flow Tampax from Waitrose and is investing heavily in rolling pins and cotton wool. This deal may put an end to her homemade scones being the flavour of the day amongst the Spurs reserve team squad. Does anyone find shit like this funny? Seriously, anyone?

I'm sorry like, but that's really embarassing. The Premier League won't, nor should they, give a fuck about any of those things he writes. You have absolutely got to be taking the piss? This is precisely everything the Premier League should be concerned about. What the fuck else are they for?

Jesus Christ that's tedious. Did anyone make it past 5 minutes?

Go and enjoy the sun mate, it's a lovely day!

I’m convinced he’s a mackem. I was referring to the Beeb tbh