bhoywhonder

Not a pundit as such but I love hearing/reading Danny Baker, he manages to politely eviscerate those who deserve it, which is mostly other (non-Millwall) London clubs. I was also told by someone (ahem) in the know that it was he who came up with the Fast Show's bit on the 'Chanel 9' skit where, inexplicably, Chris Waddle would be mentioned in the middle of something unrelated (cf his time at Marseille, where commentary would be, to any non-Francophone: "ethethetheth, ethetheth Chris Waddle") Louise Taylor is a mackem hack who spent a good few years trying, unsuccessfully, to extract her tongue from Roy Keane's hoop long enough to construct a cogent sentence. Barry Glendinning's a ridiculously biased tw@ as well.

"Christ, imagine having spent 30 million on this guy, then loaning him to us because of reasons, and he still cant play. My motto - never pay money for any player, ever...sorry Rafa, no cash for you" Mike Ashley, 24/02/2018

Theres a line at 1:58 "There's the factory where they bread the pork", and weirdly on cookdandbombd comedy forum a poster (not me) made a similar reference on the thread 'Top 10 Worst Towns to live in Britain' Odd that there's two such similar independently-made references in the space of 3 days. Though nice to see the rest of the UK has similar views on chickentown as we do.

Not from fan pressure. Hounding out a shit manager? No chance, too mag-like

Pth, nowt new...remember when west ham came up and we chucked a petrel bomb at them.

That f*cking thread man, priceless! For any mackems reading, I'll save you the bother of bouncing round your tragic little RTG echo chamber: "[insert place name here] is about [insert spurious ratio here] mags to lads fans. And all the mags are all non-attending plastics who only started supporting in [insert year here, around 25 years ago], but all the lads fans go to matches [ignore appalling attendances here]" Just cut 'n paste for the next ten years you useless f*ckers...

I have to say the schadenfreude in the possibility of Nissan f*cking off makes me very uncomfortable. It's one thing to have a big old laugh at how absolutely in the deep sh*te SAFC find themselves in the league, their financial cliff-edge, the pink seats, the brain-dead 'mag-obsessed' cretins on RTG, Jack Rodwell etc etc. But the loss of the region's (not just Sunderland's) biggest manufacturing base, along with the supply chain and all the jobs that could go, the devastation that would cause to so many households....well I'm not on board with that at all. I might be a po-faced Trotskyite when it comes to this sort of thing but the employees deserve financial stability, whatever their colours. Even if they voted for Brexit, as Sunderland proudly did, well, its hard not to give a whopping 'told-you-so'...but no-one voted for this.

Some of them are grey now At least one of them is brown...maybe more the dirty f*ckers

That display in the Gallowgate last night seems to have wound them up no end if the twitter reaction is anything to go by. Perhaps they need to realise that releasing 2,000 Greggs wrappers onto the pitch whilst taking a dump on their pink seats can’t really be classed as choreographed tifosi…

Why I oughta...! Typical Ashley, always thinking of the prophets....

Speaking of which, did anyone hear about this...apparently the bogs at sunderland station went haywire last week and started leaking sewage onto the commuters waiting on the platform below. I knew life over there was metaphorically sh*t but with actual human effluence falling from the sky it sounds like the end of days! https://www.julie4sunderland.co.uk/urgent_revamp_needed_at_sunderland_s_train_station

Just been told a lad at work has actually taken the day off - for the second time running - for the sole purpose of drinking in the heady atmosphere of deadline day in the comfort of his home. So basically, to sit in his pants refreshing twitter and watching the shaved apes on SSN desperately trying to fill the time. I reckon he'll be on the cider by noon. Perhaps the only sane decision on what we all know will be an utter waste of time.

Insert 'feigned shock' gif. Incredible how someone so inept at even the basics of human interaction has made it so far in business. His modus operandi appears to be 'act the c*nt, sit back and watch the money roll in'

Its quite sweet how they still think they matter, bless them. Irrelevant c*nts.

A victory for everyone who said 'careful what you wish for'. Wish I hadn't carefulled what I wished for now...

Holy s*** he is! Dances like him too..."you lacky people" If it wasnt for that doylem in this year's home top (surely Bob Mortimer researching a new character), you could have told me that was shot anytime over the last 30 years...what a fuckin hole man!

That reply! "If he doesnt want to be here f*ck him" Newsflash mackems. Nobody wants to be there...your entire playing staff are all basically chained to a radiator against their will. Good luck replacing your top scorer as you spiral yet another drain. Tatty bye.

Superb! Like something from The Day Today right there

Can't wait to meet him I'm gonna kill him Cause that little motherfucking Richard got arms like a gorilla Voodoo, runnin' from my tweetshit Gorrillas on the piss

Knowing the chron the headline would be something mind-numbingly lame like 'Takeover Blow', possibly including the word 'fury' somewhere in the subheader...

Ok "Benitez mused..."

Some winable games there 4 very winable games there. In fact, on recent form I imagine we can all predict 4 pretty comfortable wins.

Offends me so much more than the Jacuzzi gif. He does journalisming as a profession ffs.

I know, I get it. I was lampooning them. It was a simple lampoon.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/41a84e0f663aaac2c316f1d7af6d902047c38fac.jpg http://www.bbc.co.uk/staticarchive/12f67b56b287eae3b0b0614b30ff7d7bb66e1b15.jpg "Oooh, Mike loves a good curry, but he cant eat a Madras, cos of his spastic colon. Why cant you eat them Mike?" "Me spastic colon"