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Mackems: "Gerrin, nearly out the bottom 3 marras, nearly!" Rest of PL: "Ah Christ. Can someone get the air freshener, they're still here....." http://images.mydoorsign.com/img/lg/S/flush-funny-bathroom-sign-s-5610.png

Don't worry everyone, I've got in the DeLorean, drove back 24 hours and fixed everything: Good point, you don't do those things. Too busy chanting the name of paedophiles shagging who they want (a child) , racially abusing the opposition, racially abusing your own player's mothers, cheering on a self-confessed fascist manager and Brexiting the country into oblivion taking our country back from the eurocratic elite, as did, to be fair, many other towns and cities across our sacred isle. Britain First! So, mackems.....what a bunch of cretins right?

Christ, you Brexiteers are such precious little snowflakes! Get over it man, you won! Ok, for the sake of getting the thread back on track - I pwomise not to hurt your feelings by using Brexit as a stick to hit the mackems with, for fear of unintentionally mocking our own. Also, a heartfelt sorry to any non-mackem paedo-supporters, black mam abusers and monkey chanters.

I'm beyond rattled marra, I'm rattled, depressed, frightened and furious...I'm depfritattleurioused.

Yeah. Imagine being so passive about it that the stupidest most backward decision the country could've made, blowing a hundred billion pound hole in it's coffers and leading to the biggest spike in hate crime since the 1970s is all just a big gloaty joke. lol.

I imagine it is by 99% of the country's football fans who aren't utterly obsessed to the point of mania with decrying everything and everyone associated with NUFC. NUFCThreatLevel jut tweeted a link to this thread with #magedia....what must it be like in their heads man, seriously! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/football-show-bbc2.1300547/page-3 Good point, you don't do those things. Too busy chanting the name of paedophiles shagging who they want (a child) , racially abusing the opposition, racially abusing your own player's mothers, cheering on a self-confessed fascist manager and Brexiting the country into oblivion. Sunderland is Britains anus, and safc are the tagnut that just keeps clinging on in there, getting increasingly rancid with each passing day. So f*ck em.

The morons on ready to groom have always been world class dumdums displaying weapons-grade bitterness, but they've really out-moroned themselves this season. Still pedalling the 'at least we're in the prem' boll*cks like they really believe it. Put it this way, they've checked into the Hilton, but all rooms were full so they've been given a damp mattress in the mop cupboard and as much as they can swig from the drip-trays every night after closing. The days and weeks grow more uncomfortable and dreary, they stink out every room they poke their faces into and all the other guests wish they would just f*ck off already. We couldn't afford the Hilton so checked into the Holiday Inn Express down the road. Fortunately, we were upgraded to the honeymoon suite, get a complementary bottle of champers every evening and the occasional handy from the stunning Spanish manageress. The hotel is full of old friends and new ones we haven't met yet... Everyday's better than the last! And yet when we meet, it's all "Haha, you're in the Holiday Inn Express you losers, WE'RE in the Hilton dontcha know....u jelly mags??" The cognitive dissonance from the Brexshits down there must be making their tiny brains ache. For an absolute turd of a year, they at least provide a little comic relief (albeit unintentionally).

Jonjo Shelvey in the 14th Century was considerably more widespread after 1172 John Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator

I stand connected

there looking for chinks, f*** them What, I'm the only one not to get mad at non-existent racist slurs, but still be beyond f*cking irrational hatred??? It's 'THEIR' you FUUUUUUCKINNNNGGGG CCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNTTTTTT.

Is anyone else beginning to think supporting safc could medically be classed as a mental illness? Oh aye, your track record in that regard is flawless... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Craig_Gordon

25 million. So 8 million more than Bravo, 7 million more than De Gea and Neuer, over twice as much as Cech. Jordan 'Clean sheet? Me?' Pickford - Twenty. Five. Million. Pounds. What a bunch of clueless arseholes safc fans are proving themselves to be this season. Also, he looks too small. And soft. And sh*te.

'The crest of a slump'. Ian Holloway, 2016.

Pretty sure the OP is the bloke from the Chron article who's granda got shafted by safc. You remember, the one whose granddaughter looked like a cross between Ma Bacon and Tyson Fury....

Been going since Hitler was a bairn and they f*ck him over on some minor H+S infringement, though tbf I doubt SAFC are alone in this pettyness. Is it any wonder people are turning their back on the.....ah, f*ck it, just watched I, Daniel Blake and now I'm the armchair militant Just set Layla on them, judging by the photo he'd tear the f*ckers a new shitpipe.

Was Yedlin targeted directly or just some random nobhead launching his bus money at the pitch? Can't imagine him particularly as an abrasive character mithering the crowd.

Well they voted for this. Project Wear: PLexit

Nah, Billy plays better straight-on

They must have internet access in HMP Frankland... http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/sunderland-afc-vs-arsenal-fc-match-thread.1291267/page-69

Wow Lynden Gooch? The Lynden Gooch? How'd they sign him? Heard he was bound for La Liga....

Keepers positioning there man! The defending! That 'clunk' you just heard was their two salable asset's value crashing through the floor! Aaaand.......RUNAWAAAAYY!!!!!!

For the same reason something as insignificant as our deal with Wonga made the national news. Some clubs are newsworthy, others elicit nothing more than a shrug outside their immediate area. The noncey groomboys fall heavily into the latter box, and given the fascism/racism/paedo stuff of the last few seasons, for that they should be eternally grateful.

More like the 'Dink Sink

Looks like the club have already responded:

Tony Blair dangermows saying he isn't in prison for being a paedo? What am I missing? Probably to keep him away from the kids...."Hey, don't worry little 'un, legally it's not paedophilia if I only use my fing...." "Help! Stranger-Dangermows!"