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Just stay melon farmer. stay. STAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Next season with Rafa would be such a party man. Us in the championship would basically be this anecdote from 00:17 (AIDS = Ashley)

How the fans react goes both ways, it also sends a message to Charnley and Ashley. A message they will almost certainly not give a sh*t about.

Ugh, don't tell me Taylor's playing?

Fun fact, in about 2008 i did some work with Huawei, training staff on their new clunky mobile modems down in Hertfordshire, when they were still establishing their brand in the UK. I habitually referred to them as 'Howay' (actual pron: Weyuway) to the point where I was taken aside by management and put right. Too late, everyone still called them 'Howay'. In your face China.

Or Colo the cowardly clown Rightly cut from the first draft of the Wizard of Oz. Didn't work, dreadful.

Can we have a third option whereby after about 12 games under Rafa, playing attractive football and top by some margin, Ashley has some kind of 'Road to Damascus' moment and dismantles his evil empire. "It was all so simple....just act like a human being, it seems so obvious now'. *Bluebird lands on extended finger, choir rises, lens flare* "I love you kids", "we love you too uncle Mike" *Audience* - "Awwwwwwww" Freeze frame. Cut to theme tune #Standing Taaaaaaall on the wings of my dream....#

I've heard so many sh*theads spout something along the lines of 'Barcelona to Burton Albion in 18 months haha lol bantz'. And it's always Burton Albion, which now is becoming a fixture i'm genuinely looking forward to. They are too it appears.... http://burtonbrewers.proboards.com/thread/2441/newcastle-visit-pirelli

Almost can't believe I think this but...... No negativity tomorrow. It's happened, it's been in the post for several years, we saw it coming with pardew, carver and mcsmiley. The writing was on the wall. Ashley knows what we think of him, he doesn't give a ha'penny jizz. Charnley, Carr and all the others...they know what they are, utter frauds, us chanting it won't make a lick of difference. Those on the pitch? Suddenly remembering they're professionals after 8 months of dickery makes them even more of a bunch of dicks. F*ck them too. No boos, no chants, all but about 3 of you can p*ss off and collect your next cheque at Whoever FC. We don't care who, and clearly, neither do you. It's all about 1 man, and his name needs to be blasted to the sky from kick off until final whistle and beyond. If he stays we have a chance. If he goes, we are f*cked. And that could well be for a long, long time. With Rafa we have a future. Without Rafa we accept our standing as second rate. Permanently.

Typical mackems. Not sure about typical - sunderland is a bit of a stagnant pool when it comes to cultural diversity. I'm guessing money changed hands and neither of these gentlemen know what the f*ck that means. IMO the ethics of directing some poor buggers for cash reward is only a couple of steps below noncing a schoolgirl in a car park - manipulating the innocent for your own fetid means. So, 'arranged and filmed' by a typical mackem, I'll give you that.

I'm looking at that Corinthians badge and all I can see is the face of a smiling seal

Right that does it, I'm stooping to their level.....For less than a grand we can hire a plane out of Ponteland airport, fashion a banner made out of training bras, and bribe the pilot to shower them with toffees and Haribos.

TV money in premier league 2017 = 100 mill TV money in Championship 2017 = 3 mill Constructive dismissal costs to J Gutierrez = 2 mill Ashleys share price loss on sports direct in 2016 = approx 1 billion net loss = sheeeeeeeeit Bye Rafa, was wonderful knowing you.

"So Diego, you were at fault for both goals, their winger, he run straight past you" "Yes, you could say he 'skinned' me" ".....Was this the reason for the kit?" "Si, I will make this joke every week" Yeah, it's where their defenders f*cking brains were last night

#Pray4Pennywell

Did we do that for any of their relegations? Or indeed something lower profile but still sad as hell, like drape a banner over the wear bridge? I imagine like me most just shrugged our shoulders and got on with it, as a mackem relegation was - and still would be - something totally run of the mill.

Feels like people are picking on Burton a bit now I said something similar last night when about 80% of mackem tweets mentioned Burton, as if they were some freaky untermensch representing absolute failure and contempt. I can't wait to play them, it'll be class.....infinitely more so than endlessly facing premier league stalwart dullshits like f*cking stoke or west brom.

Course he has, his 'sources' are exclusively other, more competent journo's Twitter accounts.

The Wolves badge always looks like it should be sewn onto the back of a sleeveless denim jacket, along with Maiden, Saxon and Motorhead patches. Not a bad thing mind.....

You mean for a change?? They are the dictionary definition of irrelevant, had they gone down instead of us everyone south of Peterlee would already have forgotten.

Think Shelvey and DeJong could possibly do a Noble/Barton at what I suspect will be their level. Remember those 2 games when Wijnaldum was decent? I only remember the rest when he was a lazy sh*t phoning it in. Tatty bye Gini, you were less than useless when it came down to the scrap. Also i think this 'Cabella' bloke has already gone (10 match clause iirc). Hopefully Florian Haircut has the same clause. It's relegation man, not, erm, miracle day.

Had completely forgot Ramage existed, but here he is back in my psyche, like a repressed abuse memory *shudder*

'Do a Leicester'!? He's back on the sauce, hide his car keys.

Didn't the same happen last season about Bournemouth coming up ? Possibly...I imagine there were plenty of lols to be had at 'haha Leeds vs Yeovil' and so forth. I get it, how the mighty have fallen etc. But I bet my life savings Burton will bring a lot more than Bolton, Wigan or Fulham ever did here. (caveat - life savings not a great deal). Its the horrible snobbery that outside of the premier league everything is a funny sideshow to be treat with contempt. If I'm lucky enough to go I'll have a better time at Burton that I ever had at those scabrous soul-free flat-pack middens littering industrial estates in sinkhole cities permanently clogging the 'prem'.

Seeing so much 'haha Burton Albion' on social media tonight. 20 years ago this would've been an amazing story.....now premier league sated sofa-ridden sh*thouses are forming a rowdy queue to hold them up as an example of a shitty team and a figure of fun. Well done Murdoch, you win.

Preferred the original English language version.