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He's on record as admitting to having never read a book and 'hates films', having watched, by his estimation, 8 in his entire life. And he seemed proud of it. I guess what I'm saying is what the hell do people expect? The mans a total charisma-vacuum with the persona of a blank piece of paper. F*ck him.

Meanwhile, in non-nonce news, Rihanna has cancelled the summer gig at the stade de merde, quoting 'logistical reasons', but I imagine she just remembered the last time her tour manager inadvertently booked chickentown... http://www.gigslutz.co.uk/rihanna-live-sunderland-stadium-of-light-20-6-13/

KP is a complete dick, but he did the business (when he could be arsed). Anyway....priorities http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/our-recent-derby-wins.1201922/ And sunderland fans still love Adam Johnson, despite him admitting in court to grooming and then sexually assaulting a child. Its all the same really.

A mackem Welcome to sunderland

While I can understand people jumping to this conclusion based on a stereotype, people seem to be forgetting that she is also carrying his child. What, in the bag? She's small for 15......

And punching 15-year-olds behind a takeaway. Christ, that photo is haunting. A lot of turmoil behind those eyes..... Meanwhile 10 feet behind "hmm, feeling a bit hungry. Is there a Chinese round here? Oh, right......"

I'll stop punching horses they day they stop fingerbanging children, and not a day sooner.

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/page-3 Imagine 'digitally penetrating' a child because sunderland....

RTG at the moment.... Hahaha teh jawdees! Keegan lol! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/oh-deary-deary-me.1200659/ Hahaha teh jawdees! Horsepunchas lol! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/just-burst-out-laughing.1200837/ Hahaha teh jawdees! Ponteland airport lol! http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/airport.1200707/ Odd that the one time(1) there's a genuine reason they're actually in the national spotlight, no-one wants to mention it. Lol. (1) Since the whole DiCanio Nazi stuff. They don't half know how to turn a blind eye those lot....

First frame! "Remember ALF? He's back. In Pog form"

Me too, that arrested development reference was unreal. "Paeds??"

In hindsight Lennon was probably right to cut that verse...

99 volatile f*ckers waving flags and chucking sh*t at sunderland Sikh temple, thinking its a mosque. 1 dour walrus at the back mumbling "less volitiley, lads, less volitiley"

Having only played 2 or 3 times for us, I don't really feel invested enough to In fact I feel kind of bad to But still

Ladbrokes gave me less than 2:1 on villa, mackems, norwich on Saturday. I actually had my card out and he said "barely worth it mate" With swansea and bournemouth results....erm.....

"Steve McClaren's strugglers" F*cking hell.....

Cake Hey, the nightmare of cake is no laughing matter...

He's somehow managed to combine Harold Steptoe's ever-glum demeanour with Del Boy Trotter's gauche flashiness. The dour f*cker is a one-man soft-reboot of anachronistic british sitcoms.

He's got a tree house? Lucky b*stard.....

Not a big ask to be fair.....

Because for the most part he was - and most likely still is - an absolute pile of sh*t? Still laughing at Alonso's chip from 60 yards when Harper decided the best strategy to catch it was to crawl backwards on all fours.

Just a few centimetres from Viz's 'Up the Arse Corner' there, (with additional marks for the name on the back)

"Generic chants Generic cha-aa-aants I f*cking hate Generic chants" (repeat until dead)

'Sarcastic......' He'll go down a storm over there. He and the mackems will get along like a cross on fire.....

Thats a bit harsh, i'm sure we do