The state of that mackem man..... I imagine he's had to explain 'FTM' to plenty of Thai hookers in Pattaya trying vainly to tug him off.
"It means F*ck The Mags pet, mags are jawdee kernts, deluded fat gravy-stained horse punching....."
"Yes ok. Can we stop now, I cant find it under these folds. You want money back again?"