bhoywhonder

Not so sure - playing a weakened team and getting knocked out the cup ticks a couple of big boxes for Ashley. And he's very, very cheap...jobs yours you bulldog-faced tw*t

Radio Leicester bloke said our defence 'at sixes and sevens' and we 'offer nothing going forward'....he sounded surprised?

just gone two up.....

Did he actually say that? Falling back on a stereotype from 20 years ago which wasn't even true at the time. He's a f*cking disgrace as a pundit, BBC Sports needs an enema to get rid of their sh*t. Incredible that essentially taxpayer's money is picking up the wages for the likes of him and robbie savage

Shame we didn't have a replacement or two out on loan, or another GK come to think of it......

The speed at which, after initial promise, we resorted to type today was frightening. What did Carver say at half time to produce such an inept performance? "Ok they havent got any subs left so job done, just go out and enjoy yourselves, or something. Make Alan proud!" Edit - *looks up*, ah already been said.....

Yep.....predictable.

SISSOOOOOOOOKOOOOO!

Cut to pardew in stand at villa, talking on a bluetooth headset.. "I dunno...how many left-backs are on the pitch?"

Yup.

Booked for diving, get him off the cheating tw*t

We're letting them dictate the pace when it's us who should be making them chase - they can't make anymore subs, so should be making them do the running now.

Riviere's composure in front of goal is non existent atm

Goal machine colback!

Normal service is resumed

Goal from a corner? in under 30 mins? Is this real life?

Good Lord! That's, erm, an interesting development....Can't just 'float that out there' FFS! That wasn't a serious comment ffs I'll take your word for it. However, have already informed Scotland Yard and mailonline mind....

Christ, his post-match verb-declension drivel was like an episode of Derek "I likes winning, but we was robbed. He we're a mile onside he was, I likes defenderers, theys my favouritest"

Good Lord! That's, erm, an interesting development....Can't just 'float that out there' FFS!

"But nothing like the lure of a luxury car from Alexander's Prestige Motors inc. Your one stop-shop for all your luxury car needs. Remember, quote '@themichealowen' for a free walnut burr dash...." tw*t.

What the sh*t is this? It's a world gone topsy-turvey!

Blimey Charlie!

Just seen the Guardian article....too early for champagne? Reet, going back to bed.....

Yup.

Go on, sling your hook you useless gaping tw*t.